Hypothetical Question

I often wonder this question to myself whilst high:


Would you suck a dick for a pound of weed?

 

most likely.

 

Fuck no man.

 

Depends whose dick.

 

for A pound? no.

 

make it 4 pounds and maybe we'll talk, but i'm not sure

what do you mean by suck a dick, like do you gotta get the guy off, or do you just gotta
put it in your mouth and then you can have the weed?

still, i dunno, man

 

nah Id rather grow.

 

It would be like a private thing
only you and the guy in a room and he isn't going to cum in your mouth.


idk this question drives me crazy

 

my dick

 

people have done much more for much less.

still, i have to say no. it would have to be several pounds of super potent, super tasty, super fragrant cannabis to get my attention, and then it would still -likely- be no.

but this stuff would have to be some sort of superweed i've never seen or smoked before, though.

 

Two questions: Who grew the weed? Do I get to wash the dick beforehand?

 

As long as there's no STDs, nasty shit, etc.

And it can't be shitty weed, either.

 

the dankest of all dank.






and yeah, it's a clean dick with no stds.

 

Never ever.

 

i wanna say yes... but i know deep down that if i was in that situation i would immediatly say no... one because that goes against all my morals and two i wouldnt believe them if they said they would give it to me or that the had now STDs or anything

so no i wouldnt

 

Would you?
*raises eyebrow

 

That's why the question infatuates me...
maybe if it went something like this:
-guy sets lb of marijuana on table-
"alright dude.. suck the dick and you can have it"

and it was like totally secluded


i don't know

 

Hells yeah I'd do it.

Shit, I'd even moan for an extra half pound.

 

it really depends whos dick and whether theyre clean and shit. and another factor would be how much pussy that dick gets, some scummy dealer who goes to the whores every weekend is different to some cassanova that gay men would pay a pound to be able to get off

 

man i would never be able to bring myself to put someones dick in my mouth... its sorta weird that some of you guys would.