I am awful at picking up signals

So I just realized that I am pretty bad at picking up signals from girls...often times I read more meaning into what girls say and sometimes I don't act on clear hints...ugh

fuck my life! i just want some boobehs in mah face! i wish i could just tell girls straight up and not be ostracized

 

Whom or what is stopping you?

 

My face not wanting to be slapped.

I probably will tell it straight this summer - I'm off to college and hopefully won't be back in KC for 4 years at the bare minimum.

Even then, though...I'm pretty timid when it comes to me and trying to pick up girls

 

bro u gotta play shit ¢ool, play in ur head that u only want to be her friend and takes pressure off yo ¢ons¢ous

 

Aw. Focus on flirting (not fucking) and you got nothing to lose. :cheers2:

 

Sounds like you should just go to the strippers.

 

lol, my friends want to go when I turn 18 in two months, which I'm down for - but for some reason I just know I'll feel like a pathetic fuck for going in there.

For rilla though, I think I also have some complex that once I pretty much have a girl sold I just move on...I like a chase but as soon as she shows interest I start backing down and looking elsewhere...and I haven't even got my dick sucked by these girls yet! Damn...I need something to hold me down while I look for more tail

 

The FriendZone is a baaaad place - it is the exact opposite of the EndZone - I wanna score broham, not get a safety. I'm going for the two point conversion, as well!

I could see how "playing a friend" could help as long as I could pick up signals of wanting to be more than friends - but that's the fucking problem! Some girls make it pretty obvious for me - they practically put their 'gines on a platter, but that is no fun cause there is no chase, like I said earlier.

I'm a fucking loser

 

It's spring break now and I'm looking for some ass!

 

based purely on your appearance I think the 'asshole' approach could really work to your advantage if all you're lookin for is ass

just sayin


you won't have to try and decipher signals cause they'll already be all up on ya...

you remind me of someone, and that approach is gold for him

 

Okay so I sat here for like a minute trying to decipher what you mean...I'm not dumb but like...the interwebz is no bueno when intonation can mean everything.

 

She's saying that being an asshole works with girl assholes (and it does).

 

Dr. Alex Benzer had a good advice, which was: Stop thinking. Forget the advice and "instructions" that society and the media throws at you, your body and mind was created for this purpose, it knows what it's doing. So stop thinking, and let instict do it thing

 

uhmm?

sort of

it's more just the 'feeling' i got when i looked at his pics that and him reminding me of someone i used to know...

and screw you

im not a girl asshole

 

Also hit the gym, chicks dig muscles.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9myAkp28wT4&feature=related

 

I do need to hit the gym kinda...I like my skinny ways - but I could use some extra mass fo sho.

It really isn't a problem to get the girls, it's a problem with my execution. And the signals from the girls that I actually want (which are usually seen as harder to get, or maybe even prude - but the challenge makes it more fun, no?) I feel that sometimes the girl hints or shows opportunity like she's interested, but I don't act on it, then I go off and I realize that she was sending stuff my way. At this point if I hang/talk with them again I feel like I take things that may be signals as one but then I'm wrong.

I don't even know what I'm saying...I am frustrated at my failure to get the harder-to-get when I think that I'm so close.

I try to pull the nice shit with those girls but I play with them with the asshole moves and whatnot. I feel that it's working with one particular, but I don't have sure shit - just speculation and in the past I've been pretty wrong on that.

Dayum...I need some cuddy - and I need it now.

 

You just sound too timid to make a real move. You're putting the pussy up on a pedal stool.

 

Hmm...perhaps you are right

I am currently watching There Will Be Blood...like right now...and the milkshake part of the movie just came on. I now understand your signature.