I am screwed

I have three essays due on Friday and seeing as I have spent almost every spare moment in the last week or so babysitting my brother's kids I have put off starting the damn things for too long and now I am never going to get them finished and I am freaking out!

So probably best I stop wasting time here and actually go and do them!

Just needed to have a little freak out so that my poor flatmate didn't have to deal with it!

 

what are the essays on?

 

eek, shoo! Get off the forums then and get yerself a writin away. We're too distracting

 

one is on contradicting feminine discourses in Bridget Jones's Diary, one is on law and order as political issues and I can't even remember what the other one is about

 

expand on the bridget jones thesis. I'm interested to know.

 

I love the trials and tribulations of university students, gets me masturbating every time

 

what doesn't get you masturbating?

 

decrepit grannies, Michael McDonald, sea lions, and chicken fried steak

 

WTF is chicken fried steak?

 

You don't want to be learning about it in school, some southern US steak ruination process

 

It scares me