I am starving:

There is never anything to eat in the house.
Sigh. I really want some amphetamines for breakfast.

 

sounds like you need a miracle

 

I do.
I need a miracle.
Hence, everything.

 

sounds like you need food.

 

Bob Marley was wrong.
"Jah provide the bread".
Yeah, right.

 

was he now?

 

Ha ha ha.
I'm good now.
I found some crackers & Almond Joys.


And water.

 

See? Jah didnt let you down.

It even gave you chocolate, that's happy food.

 

Jah could have given me a Three Musketeers, instead, for crying out loud.

 

Jah is letting me down.

 

Jah gave me some watermelon, I wish Jah would hurry up with the fucking milk so I can have some cereal.

 

I wish Jah would bring me some weed.

 

That too.

 

I got some milk. You'll have to bring the cereal, though.
If I had some weed, we'd smoke a bowl... and then eat a bowl.

 

jah better hook it up with some falafel. jerk knows i'm hungry.

 

Ha ha ha ha!
I am still hungry!
Crackers and chocolate just don't cut it.
When what you want is a China Buffet binge.
I would eat the shit out of some noodles and sushi right now.

 

ooohhh man... chow mein!! Too bad all the buffets in my town (like 5) suck ass.

 

There's only one that is just absolutely incredible.
Authentic and delicious. That's what I want.
My tummy's a grumbling.