"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..."

because you suck and not in a good way!!!

 

Suddenly I see the world in a different way.

 

Its raining again.....

 

I got lost on a tandem bike ride

 

I've got worms....And I'm trapped in technodrome....

 

I ran out of coffee.

 

Surfs Up.

 

moonshine still blew up.....

 

My fireworks display went bad.

 

OlderWaterBrother's fireworks set my backyard crop on fire!

 

and I was standing down wind that's why I can't come in today.

 

I was standing by OlderWaterBrother

 

I have an appointment this afternoon.....................................................With DEATH

 

I'm helping Born25YearsTooLate replant his backyard crop.

 

There's this bullfrog named Jerimiah, he's a good friend of mine, I can't understand a single word he says, but I'm helping drink his wine.

 

I set off the Geiger counter at my other top secret job..

 

My Popeil Pocket Fisherman just came in the mail and I gotta try it out.

 

I'm rounding up worms to go fishing

 

I'm off to see the wizard.

 

I'm knitting a sweater out of dryer lint.