i can't find..

my bicycle lock

any of you know where i put it?

 

its in my lower intesting.....shoved it a bit too far

 

on my goodness.. it's one of them big U shaped ones

 

Maybe its in the mounds of goat poo out back.

 

yeah, its sorta uncomfortable.....its like I have to shit, but nothing comes out.

 

It's hanging on a peg above the dining room table.

 

Maybe you need some X-Locks

 

did an entire bottle of that, plus half a bushel of prunes. nothing.

 

hmm.. not in the kitchen.. not in the garage.. must be in my room.. it's heavy too.. so i don't know where i could have put it


do i dare risk going to the store to buy another and hope no one steals my bike and kid trailer while i'm in there?

 

don't bother looking there Boogs, it's not here...I mean there.

 

so thats what that smell is!

 

Maybe its with your bong.

 

DAVE! no.. i gave dave away like an idiot years ago .. dave

 

wait..


i have no shoes to wear into the grocery store anyways.. (they get pissy about me being barefoot)

oh well.. no brownies for me

 

did you check the bathtub?

 

Not sure if you are into it, but did ya check your headboard?

 

ahaha.. not in the tub..

not on my headboard.. i have scarves for that

 

have you checked your bike?

 

...or a combination of that and other remedies. Gotta unlock them bowels one way or another.

 

did you look in your shoe?