I can't take it anymore..

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by 121, Feb 23, 2005.

  1. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    ... I need sex :p

    It's been months since I split with my girlfriend, I've been studying all day ever since and doing nothing else...

    I was in a store today but I couldn't find what I was looking for. I asked an assistant for help and I walked with her to the aisle. Suddenly this hot girl came round the corner and all I could do was look at her :eek: She bent down to view some products on the lower shelf and cocked out her beautiful ass, OMFG! :& All I could hear was, "Sir... sir, is this want you're looking for"? I was so hypnotised by that girls beautiful booty that I forgot about the assistant that was serving me!

    I need to get another girl stat! The homework can wait :D
     
  2. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    :eek:

    I had almost completely forgotten about sex.
    That's not a good sign, is it... :rolleyes:

    ....



    I want sex. :(
     
  3. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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  4. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    today, during a lecture, i tuned my proff out and fantasized about him. i just pictured ripping his clothes off and doing him

    he is so fine,
    and has a beautiful french accent
    sigh
     
  5. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Haha, that happened to me all the time last term during my anthropology lectures. The professor was just so... rawwwwr. :D
     
  6. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    I have all female profs this semester it sucks. every male teacher I've had since like 9th grade i've thought about doing dirty things with and have gotten better grades then classes with women teachers maybe they know my dirty thoughts or maybe I just show up to class more?
     
  7. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    i dont know what it is about profs...but they turn me on...:eek:

    i had a history prof that was pretty old, but he was so freakin witty and smart....i fell for him too
     
  8. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    what turns you girls onto college professors, is it the knowledge that they possess, or is it the taboo?? or the seemingly hard aspect of actually sleeping with a professor, since it is forbidden that teachers and students sleep together...... (in most places)
     
  9. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    for me its their intellectual depth
    and although i know its probably impossible that i'd get with them, fantasizing about the possibility is too fun
     
  10. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    about profs - yeah, intellectual, and taboo... it's a combo of both. Thank goodness none of my profs are attractive this year, unlike last.

    But I know how ya feel, 121... I'm starting to go crazy with the horniness right now. Masturbating keeps it from being too bad, but it's still not quite satisfactory. And I haven't been able to go out and try to hook up with someone the last few weekends, because of work. Arg!
     
  11. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    For me too. The professor I mentioned.. he just blew me away with his intellect and knowledge and it almost drove me wild to just sit there and listen to him lecturing about the partial truths in ethnographic writing and about harijans in the Indian society and... raaaaawwwwwwr. Haha. :p
     
  12. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Stop that ihmurria, your making me even more horny! :D
     
  13. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    sean
    i command you to go out and get laid this weekend


    fuck the school work...you gotta take care of your bod!!
     
  14. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Get you a book by Jacquelin Susann, sit back and read it cover to cover under your covers. (It's just like being there.) ;)
     
  15. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    I was a prof a few years back. I wonder if the female students in my class had thoughts about me like that. It was at a very small school and there were only 6 students in the class. 4 girls and 2 guys. all of the girls had perfect attendance though
     
  16. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    Did any of them bat their eyelashes at you? That might of been a good sign. :)
     
  17. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    We had this conversation in another thread. I'm clueless in terms of girls expressing interest in me. They literally need to tackle me before I get it.
     
  18. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    You gotta be kidding me? If a sweetie is sitting there looking at you and she's all smiles giving you flirtaious gestures you wouldn't read the signs?lol
     
  19. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Sorry to tell you this but Woodstock is over and now it will take a visa or better to get that response lol. ;)
     
  20. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    honestly no. must women I've dated have been like man, I didn't think you'd ever figure it out.
     

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