I could not cum because i had to pee.

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  1. dippin

    dippin Banned

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    So i was drilling my girlfriend, nothing different. The only difference was i was working really hard that day and I drank a lot of water, plus after work i had a couple beers and i had not had any dinner yet. So i go to my girlfriends house and i'm fucking her and i start to go limp.

    This usually does not happen to me but it did and i could not get back in the mood. So i said i could not do it and i walked out the door. I realized i had to piss so bad going down the elavator. I had to piss so bad i could not hold it in.

    I might have been able to hold it in but some asshole pizza guy came in on the 10th floor. So i ended up pissing my pants.

    So i ended up not being able to have sex because my penis was telling me he had to take a piss. Has this ever happend? At least thats what i think happend, Do penises go limp when they have to pee really bad?
     
  2. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    It can happen sure. I don't understand why you didn't just take a piss at her place, then keep going though. How could you "not get back in the mood"? You're male right? Just doesn't add up.
     
  3. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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    It's happened to my hubby once with me. I thought it was funny, our bathroom is right across from our room. I swear he pissed for 5 minutes, after that he was good to go.
     
  4. MayQueen~420~

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    Hahahahahahahahaha:smilielol5:
     
  5. bigloui96

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    Perfectly normal!

    I mean when you gotta go, you gotta go! Once your bladder is so full theres nothing you can do to stop yourself peeing.

    Though I don't think I've ever had sex with a full bladder....
     
  6. OldTroll

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    Perfectly normal? I haven't wet my pants in over 70 years.



    Have fun and play safely!
     
  7. MaryJBlaze

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    so the pizza guy witnessed you pissing your pants?!?!
     
  8. bigloui96

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    Normal if you don't get to the toilet in time!!

    From what it sounds like, this chap was so busy with his girlfriend, he wasn't recognising the urge to pee, and by the time he realised, his micturition reflex kicked in and nothing could stop the inevitable. He had a lot to drink that day!

    OldTroll, I suggest you try pissing your pants...it will keep you nice and warm on these winter evenings!
     
  9. dippin

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    Well i couldn't get back in the mood because i didn't know what was wrong with me. I realized what was happening when my bladder started to explode in the elevator. Yes the pizza guy witnessed me peeing my pants but he didn't know. The boxers were soaked and the inside of my pants were wet but the outside of my pants stayed surprisingly dry. Oh and my socks were soaked too, it was quite a mess.
     
  10. Cpuk

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    Has happened to me occasionally, some of the times I can manage to cum before really having to piss, however, on some occassions I have had to stop and go and as sarahrei said earlier, after you've gone then your good to go again. Luckily im comfortable enough with my girlfriend for her to not care.
     
  11. Swass

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    This is hilarious
     
  12. kittyear

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    hahahaha that is really funny
     

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