I didn't know what was going on so I asked if this was it

Did some wonder off into the wrong area and get gang raped by some midget crypts for six days only to find out the only way to escape would be to hitch a ride on a boat headed to china. Then as they got to china a little kid lead them to their father who was supposed to be dead but is actualy living in china running a drug smogeling bussiness. One of his main clients has three daughters and I had sex with one of them, but she told the other two that I tore the skin between her pussy and her ass so they only gave me head. I pleased the first one though so she talked her dad into giving me a job as an assassin. My first job was to take out this guy named billy who lived in texas he ran this store on the corner of 109th and duke. He had jus got to work on tuesday and he got the news that his wife was having a baby. So he left work and got in his car on his way to his wife. As he was driving I shot at him, but missed. Thats when he remembered he didn't have a wife and went back. I did hit one guy who was on his way to his brothers house. He got to his brothers door and he came out and kicked the shit out of him for bleeding all over his house. at that very moment the girl who just found her dad made it back home and was running down the street and stoped to watch the guy kicking his brothers ass. So I masturbated and went to sleep.

 

Beautifull.. i hope we hear many more of your thrilling adventures..

 

i fuckin told you to stay off the drugs

 

Wow.

Was this post inspired by autoerotic asphyxiation?

 

No go to love and sex and look for a thread by takemenow called "i need to talk to someone" or something like that