I Don't Masterbate And Get Blue Balls! Please Help!

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  1. Barakai

    Barakai Members

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    Ok, so you're probably not going to believe me, but I don't get turned on by masterbation (except if a girl does it) and don't do it.
    I have a high sex drive, no trouble getting an erection and no medical problems.
    I was hanging out with a girl the other day and we were kissing and she let me feel her up, and I got blue balls soooo bad! It hurt for about 24 hrs! So painful!
    I just come back from the GP (about this problem) and she was hopeless!! She had no advice and booked me in with a male doctor on Monday!
    Is there something wrong with me? I just don't get turned on by myself and in return get blue balls whenever I hang around a girl! I only get off when a girl has sex with me or pulls me off. Plus I don't have a girlfriend, so it's rare that I get off anyway! What should I do? I don't want to wank though.. Advice please!
     
  2. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    Fuck her next time. That's the cure.
     
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  3. Barakai

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    We had no where to go! We were in a park... But that still doesn't help enough with my problem. Thanks for the quick reply though
     
  4. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Your Right.....I Don't......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    how do you ever expect to turn a woman on if you can't even turn yourself on?
     
  6. OldDude2

    OldDude2 Newbie

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    Don't they have short time rooms in your country?
    Or were you just broke?

    [​IMG]

    $8 an hour, large double bed, air-con, mirrored walls and ceiling, TV, showers, free mouthwash, soap and shampoo, curtained parking space.
     
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  7. Barakai

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    I don't have troubles turning girls on though.. And it's my only relief being with a girl. Plus that's ok, Glen. You don't have to believe me, but I wouldn't of gone through the embarrassing moment of asking a doctor about it if I didn't have to :'(
     
  8. Barakai

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    Short rooms? I'm in Australia.. Closest thing we have is a caravan park and they were fully booked
     
  9. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    Where is that? It looks like disney world
     
  10. OldDude2

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    That's 'the love boat' in Chiang Mai, around 300 love hotels in town. Many have 'themes'
     
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  11. James Ankar

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    You get frustrated, and are driven made by the need to have sexual activity (sex or masturbation) but you're balls do not go blue!!! Th answer is simply - masturbate and get over it
     
  12. Bazz888

    Bazz888 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I suggest you stop thinking about masturbation being a thing of choice or a thing to cause orgasm.
    It's a practice required for a man's well-being; mental, physical and sexual.
    The cure for your situation is to masturbate.
    There's nothing wrong with it. (subject to excess).
     
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  13. Bjgirl

    Bjgirl I’m just having fun!

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    Find someone like me who would love to make you cum….
     
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  15. Iliketosquirt

    Iliketosquirt Newbie

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    You need to try to make yourself ejaculate. Ask her to pump your lubricated penis with her hand.
    Ask her if she will let you lick her vagina; that should make you cum
     
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  16. PeePee99

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    We had Drive In in a car movies back then. More were fucking than watching. I don't know what they do today without them
     
  17. PeePee99

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    Every smart boy cried a Johnie rubber in their wallet for an occasion and they were more willing then.
     
  18. PeePee99

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    "Oh i am going to die if you don't help me out. Please save my life. You don't want me to die do you? Boy are you cold hared"
     
  19. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    Barakai opened an HF account on 10th November 2016, opened a thread and added 3 replies. Then as quickly as he appeared he vanished into the abyss.

    Explanation 1.
    He was a one post wonder troll.

    Explanation 2.
    His story was true. Either by too much playing with them or a medical condition the veins in his balls were hemorrhaging faster than platelets were forming to arrest the flow of venous blood.
    Rather than seek medical attention, he opened an HF account to tell us all about it, everything swelled, other blood vessels ruptured and the whole lot went septic.
    This resulted in 10th November 2016 also being the day that he died. :D
     
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