I Fell Through a Table Today

Have you ever fallen through a table?

I fell through one today, I feel like such a pro-wrestler.

I was at work, and we move big ass heavy metal tables... but sometimes they are stuck in between other tables and you can't get to them so you have to climb over them. I've done this a good thousand times, but today... the table was bad... so it just broke right under me... and oh man... my entire right foot went through it, and it now looks like some lion went psycho on it because of all the scratches and bruises.

That's my 15,000th post, I'm such a badass.

 

....and how many people can say that? I have never had that particular experience, and all I can add is that, Life is indeed such an exciting adventure, ya just never know what will happen next, and it's never boring and just makes storytime a lot more interesting. Congratulations, You are a bad ass BSR.!.....and have a psycho-lion-chewed leg too. Ouch ! Hope you are a fast healer.!!!

 

I watched my grandpa fall through a table. He was drunk dancing on the table he fell straight through. It was really funny.

 

How was that shoe you ate?

 

Thank you ABE

I don't think my fall was that funny.

It did take me a good minute or two to get my leg out of all the metal though.

Thank sweet Jesus for the pain killers I have from my last injury (hurt my shoulder a week ago).

 

^ i remember that you were posting while you were have asleep

 

Say what?

A tad chewy.

I also made some badass chicken though, that wasn't chewy.

 

do you need me to kiss it?

 

Elaborate on "it"

 

haha your boo-boo of course.


what else would i be talking about?

 

My big toe, obviously!



Anyhow, yes... do kiss the boo-boo, it might just help.

 

kiss!

 

Thank you, feels much better

Now, do you have any ganj?

I could use some ganj.

 

dude, you're such a badass

 

i do but i killed it

 

I may just be a mix of these 3 people:

 

*passes doobie to rubin

 

If only cyber doobies (and kisses for the matter) were real.

Oh sad world.

 

i am a mix of these people







I know I know I have low self-esteem

 

You're an anorexic Jew with a god complex?