I fell through the effing porch.

Carrying a watering can after a hard day's work of planting a big ol' vegetable garden by myself, I made my way back to the house, stepped on a rotting piece of wood and promptly fell through it. My legs are now bruised, a little bit hurty, and I want some chicken wings goddamn.

However, my garden looks fantasmagoricle. So do the zinnias I planted in my flower garden.

 

oh my god you poor thing you really need to get my letter, cook that piece of macaroni, cause i know itll fix everything :H

 

ouch, that doesnt sound pleasant at all, hope it heals up real fast so you can tend to thoughs vegitables without that messed up leg of yours.

 

that's happened to me before, except I scraped my legs against sharp metal

 

and it was at the circus, so it really sucked, I never even got to go to the damn ferris wheel

 

oh hell thats no good.

Nah I got lucky, pauly.. I only scratched my legs up a bit and bruised em.. I can walk and everything just fine. No cuts.

Hahah I can't wait for the macaroni, becky.

 

hope the bruises heal quickly

in fact


i will





wish them better! YAY

 

aaahha yer so effing cute chris.

 

Chicken wings?
What happened to veg?

 

oh that ended a long time ago...

i'm gonna go with..vegetarian 5 out of 7 days a week

 

May I... salivate your bruises?

Hah, I think that's a word. Oh well. Whaaaaatever.

 

you want to lick my knee?

 

I don't know. Just contemplating my options.

 

He wants to lick something.

 

lick nathan.

lick his cheek.





ass cheek

 

No...lick my vagina.

 

oh nathan yer dirty

i'm afraid only becky is yours now.

 

thasnkD its gonan be fun and i took out it of the lplastic rwrap container boober schbuerter played the piano with bnacetthowven

 

meg, you're mean...
i don't like you anymore

 

at-least there wasn't a glass panel to fall through