I found a young adult (20 yr old) that had a secret

Discussion in 'Free Love' started by smut peddler, Sep 3, 2012.

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  1. smut peddler

    smut peddler Member

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    her vagina wasn't shaved! And she didn't come from some 3rd world nation or was a wacked out weirdo. In fact she came from Medford Oregan and told me she feels no need to shave her cha-cha.

    Fuck I had almost forgotten what a real woman looks, smells and tastes like.
    It was wonderful!!!
     
  2. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Real women taste like pubes??

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  3. smut peddler

    smut peddler Member

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    Does your mommy make you pay for your Clearasil? Perhaps she thinks you're a big boy now?
     
  4. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Ooooo good one. :rolleyes:
     
  5. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    That was quite the insult :rolleyes:
     
  6. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    smut peddler?

    :rofl:
     
  7. Jocelyn001

    Jocelyn001 Member

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    I don't think I could ever let mine grow out. For me, it's just cleaner and easier to deal with shaved.
     
  8. smut peddler

    smut peddler Member

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    Easier to deal with%#*?!?!

    Does it stay out all night and now you need to send it to reform school to be disciplined? And why is it so hard to keep clean? Is it because you wear diapers or something?

    Sweetie,

    In humanity's long history, the wee-wee parts have had hair on them more than they haven't and they only way they become dirty or undisciplined is when someone is either too lazy to look after themselves properly

    Or is an unevolved hood dweller that drags it's ass across the ground like a dog to in order to whipe it.
     
  9. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    I take it you don't shave your face either or cut your hair once in a while?
     
  10. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Do you have any idea what its like wearing women's underwear (which is generally tight no matter what kind you get) and having all that hair bunched up in there, like a friggen lion cooped up in a chicken pen?

    Its hell on Earth, man...its seriously a terrible feeling in the pants.
     
  11. smut peddler

    smut peddler Member

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    My facial hair was so hard to discipline that it ran off and robbed a bank and is now serving time in the state pen. As for the hair on my head, I never got over enjoying urinating in the wind.

    Yup difficult to deal with and filthy.


    Hell on eath...
    Well I think I'll send our boys working at Guantanamo a present for christmas. 100 pairs of women's underwear that they can make the prisoners wear as a form of torture.

    Try buying a bigger pair of cotton underwear and/or stop eating at burger king. Then come back an tell me how it's working out for you.
     
  12. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    It is about pubic hair not facial, the hell? And whats wrong with beards and long hair?

    At least you don't have to carry penis down there.
     
  13. smut peddler

    smut peddler Member

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    I cut the zipper out of a bowling ball bag and then I pulled the handstraps up over my legs in order to position it over my penis. You would be amazed at how much open space there is in an old bowling ball bag for a penis.

    So if you're looking for comfortable underwear there are alternatives to ripping out your pubic hair.
     
  14. disruptive

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    Never seen a shaved one. The current fad for the pre-pubescent girl look is slightly disturbing but I'm sure things will eventually revert to business as usual.
     
  15. MamaPeace

    MamaPeace Senior Member

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    It can be uncomfortable, that is the only reason I trim. Especially in the summer.
     
  16. CherokeeMist

    CherokeeMist Senior Member

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    I like when women trim to be neat.

    Totally agree with disruptive though-- fully shaved is just plain weird.
     
  17. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    You know what my pussy and I'll do what I want to do with it, and for me it's shaving it!!

    I don't need to give anybody a reason why esp a fucktard with a screen name smutt peddler.
     
  18. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Love this post, so recognizable.

    Stop wearing those speedo's :p

    This is going to be a trend for sure :biggrin:
     
  19. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    try carrying a penis in a super tight thong.

    that's what I imagine it would feel like for men.
     
  20. Marebare

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    In support for us "Little Shavers", Shaving makes everything so much more sensitive!
     
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