"I good you bid evening" - We're all dyslexic.

One often has a slip of the tongue, so to speak, and says something all screwed up. Let's hear some wacky ones you've said before.

My funniest one so far: "Oh my god, my hits are so pairy"
and crazier still "I'd throw a gas o' canoline on that bitch!!!"

Can't remember the older ones though. There've been some fuckin FUNNY ASSS
ONES.

 

Shit I've done this loads but I can't remember any of the things I said.

 

Classic one from one of my buddies:

"Do rickets bullochet?"

 

Lol, same here, but remember to Poke Smot kids!

 

Shit, I can't remember one, but I do this like eight times a week at least. What's funny about it, is that most of the time people wont realize what I said, and understand what I meant completely.

I'm gonna have to remember next time I say it.

 

"i want to live in a condom"

meaning condo

 

me and 5 of my freinds were at del taco waiting on our food and we were all high as fuck and my freind jd says....we needa go find some dick....i didnt beleive he just said that so i just looked at him....and i looked over at my freind adrian and he was luaghing fucking hard....so i started luaghing too....my other 2 freinds just looked at him like what the fuck?

 

i do that one all the time, cant remember what the condition is called. but people generally understand what youre sayin anyway

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA DO RICKETS BULLOCHET?!?!?!?!?!??! oh my GOD that's classic.
love it.

come on man, gimme some mo this shit's crackin me up.