I got dumped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

And Im so fucking bummed because the sex was great!!!!!!!!!
:-(
Just thought I would share my depression with my freaky friends here.... I know that some of you can understand how depressing it is to be dumped by someone who you have killer sex with (big ole cock!!!) LOL

Please bring me beer? ;-)

 

*passes you a beer*

you'll find another big cock, and soon enough you will be fucking like crazy again

 

It sounds like you only care about his cock and not his personality. If that is the case you can visit me, I have a monstercock as well.

 

So sorry to hear that. *hugs*

Are you sure beer's stiff enough at times like this?

 

Sorry, YBH-I'm sittin' here by myself, too. I know how you feel.

<Kisses all over your pretty body> DQ

 

The Only Problem ------- Keeping The Buzz Going. Cheers!

 

What, I'm so sorry Tara....
You are the sweetest, his loss.

 

Hehe, that made me horny, Lovelight

*giggggles*

YBH fucking big cock

Mmmmm.

 

Come down here, baby. Daddy Libertine will take care of ya.

 

hahahaha!

 

How can you resist all those offers of sex from random men off the internet

 

not only men...
if she wants a big dick i'll wear a strap on or something

 

:H

hell yeah

 

damn... someone dumped YOU?!?!?!

I told you guys the human race would destroy itself...

 

*hugs*

sorry. it sucks.

 

LOLOLOL You guys are so funny

He asked to come back ;-) We will see how it goes...At least I get that big cock back!!! WOOWEE!

 

YES!!!
'The return of the Big Cock'


xxx

 

LOL Fuck YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ive never dated anyone because of their cock but this one is just fucking perfect I can't help it.
Makes me think of that song detachable penis ;-) lol

 

Hahaha
I once came across the Perfect Penis, and I wasn't gonna let mr. Dick get away from me,
Till I saw his girlfriend~and totally fell for her ahahaa
That was a fun time...