I hate being a dude

I was at Super Wal-Mart and I was getting pissed because people weren't going staying on the right side in the aisles and this one hot chick was coming down the right and I moved the cart. I didn't want to but my dick made me do it, he's an asshole.

 

Never ever be polite to women... they don't like polite guys.

Next time that happens, don't move your kart and falsh her a go to hell look.

 

Yep, Bad guys get all the girls...
...and emo dudes whine about it.

 

you should have tipped your hat, that would be classy...and say, g'day ma'am...

 

Nah, I'm just kdding about the being rude thing...

but I don't do anything for a woman I don't do for a man. If shes got arms, shes gonna open her own door...

 

^^and then whipped out your gun, jk. but really why should you move for her, she needs to learn to go down the correct side or else there are gunna be some serious traffic problems and besides it could cause a conversation with some crazy outcomes

 

I shouldn't but I somehow feel obligated to be nice to women, 'specially if they're hot, I can't help it

 

As I watch the sun fuck the ocean saying:
~I am not your savior~

 

its ok duck. i hate being a dude too.

 

that's kinda strange. you know coming from a chick

 

are you sure?

what if thats just my sister in the gallery? hmmmm?

 

then your sister is pretty sexy, dude

 

actually......i'm barbara streisand.

 

I hate being a zombie!!!

NNNAAaaaRRRrrRrGggGG!!!!!!


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And I'm Barbara Striesand!!!!!!

 

maybe i'm cher.

 

your music hurts my ears

 

can't be...im cher...i even have the hair to prove it...

 

again, your music hurts my ears

 

hahaha fine. i'm ........... bob dylan. yeah. cause i'm a dude.

 

i think katie is dylan...sorry for ruining your fun...


hmmm, this gives ma an idea.....