i hate everything

I hate pie.

 

who cares?

 

well atleast it shows you care colenzo

 

....

 

I hate stupid people, mainly the ones that drive and breed.

 

those are the only ones, really.

 

i have yet to see any proof that any other kind of person exists

 

Wait a minute, I dont drive, i ride a bike.
I will never own a cell phone
I havent bred yet.

im not stupid!!

 

anyone that i dont like... i dont care enough about to hate

 

i hate those fuckers on their bikes when you're driving and they go super slow and get in the way. i aim for them in my car and max out the accelerator. i also hate those people who open their car door wide on the road side when they're parked. i usually aim for them too and then swerve at the last minute when they're done shitting their pants.

where the fuck is my vodka

 

i hate skittles theyre messy and ground into the carpet vit bites.

 

So basically you're saying you only hate people you like?

 

I hate people that drive and im coming up the road and they dont look to the right when theyre making a right hand turn.

I hate people that have to go ENTIRELY over the double yellow to pass me. Im not dumb. im not gonna all of a sudden jump 4 feet to the left.

 

i hate moths

 

you'd be surprised how many cyclists have swerved into my car when im passing them.

I hate people who speed up and HAVE to over take me JUST cos ima green p plater and even when im speeding!!

 

well, im glad we dont have to deal with discriminative plates

 

i hate work

 

nah but it's good. Coz you can see a learner coming and psych them out.

Also anyone who honks at me i can take to court

 

I hate not working.

 

how could you prove they were honking at you?

and fucking with other drivers is the reason that they shouldnt be in use.

you hate being passed by people cuz of your green plates. well the learners arent exactly gonna be happy about your "psyching out"

what does your green plate mean anyway?