i hate penises

for real. they are ugly looking and they scare me.

with that... im out for a few hours. ciao!

 

actually, before i leave to meet my friend...

i was just thinking. my husband's penis is really pretty. it's the only one i ever saw that wasnt scary. weird.

okay, bye.

 

lol ok trish you have a fun night

 

thanks becky. i will.

same to you...

 

i agree they are! but penile piercings are too funny/disturbing to pass up and show you.

 

Personally I don't mind them.

 

there was nothing funny about that picture

 

Maybe we should all start wearing sock puppets on them? With big happy smiles D <--like that! ) so they're less scary?

 

I wonder if my dick is scary

 

they make great puppets. markers or paint....

 

Booo...

 

i already do

 

LOL interval you're hilarious. And it's probably a good thing you're not scared of hubby's tallywhacker.

 

Haha good to know I'm not the only one!

 

penis plural is peni, isn't it?

 

there are some pretty disturbing penises out ther but then you got your penises that are just soooo beautiful to look at.

And penile peircings are fun to do. actually peircing them i used to be a peircer and all so ive had my share of peiircing private parts

 

No, it's "penises". It would only be "peni" if it ended in "us" (i.e. nucleus--nuclei, anus, ani etc.)

 

Peni, however, is more fun of a word!

 

trish, if you're scared of penises, i'd be happy to sell you a vibrator. i mean, would they be less scary if they take 2 C cell batteries and are made of glittering purple vinyl jelly?


how can anyone be afraid of glittering purple vinyl jelly?

 

actually, come to think of it, i'm afraid of glittering purple vinyl jelly.