I hate teenagers, and here's why:

Cuz I do. Oh, and cuz they are hella gay.

 

Now come on, not *all* teenagers are bad. Then again, with having a sibling who is 9 years younger than myself (19 years old) I've had a little more compassion for the adolescent youth.

We were that age once too you know, and I bet a heck of a lot of people were saying how much they hated us too.

 

You're just sad that you don't get any from them.

 

Well, they are all so whiney, and they think that life is hard cuz they have to go to school. Oh my fucking god. School. I wish every fucking day I was back in school. And god fucking forbid mommy won't let me smoke weed or go out drinking. She is such a bitch. Seriously. They are lame.

 

shit, most of them nowadays are looser than MY asshole.

 

as a teenager annoyed you or soemthing whats brought this on?
S

 

Yeah, but still, I know I was a major whiner in my teenage years, and every little thing was a major catastrohphe. Just part of growing up. Drama, drama, and more drama.

Just think Ganja, before you know it, we'll have teenage children. Now THAT'S some scarey stuff right there. My oldest is 7...I've only got *gulp* 6 more years and I'm going to have a teenager under my roof. Goodness help me.

 

No. Just something random that popped into my head today at work.

 

teenagers make me feel physically ill
S

 

ooooo! it HAS been a while since we've stirred up the teens! good idea.

 

haha. we aren't ALLLL like that.

what where you like when you where a teenager? it wasn't that long ago.

 

Yeah, but he won't have to be rebellious, cuz he is already destined to be a stoner weirdo, unless he chooses to rebel against that, in which case won't bother be cuz I'll be stoned and not caring.

 

my favorite teens are the ones who like to pretend they're rational...they're SO EASY.


see, because that was so me.

 

I mean this seriously but you can still all have a laugh at my expense, I was pretty badly bullied in my teenage years at school, so I find seeing more than one in the street really upsetting and intimadating
S

 

my life was fucking shit until I was about 18 I still haven't forgiven a lot of people involued, yes I can't stand teenagers however I know its a pejudice and I know exactly what its all about
S

 

I wasn't really rebellious, I was just incredibly moody.

Wait.

I'm still the same way now.

 

i totally agree. vicious little savages without even the slightest veneer of civility or higher thought. their frontal lobe is not yet fully developed. they're primarily run by their hind brain, the animal brain, i think it's called the hippocampus or something. it's been too long since college. the name alone (if it's correct) should tell you something, eh?

seeing a group of more that 3 teenagers can make me break out in a cold sweat. 3 or less just sets my teeth on edge.

 

and how dare they come near me spitting i'm shaking just thinking about it, they think they can do what ever they want and stuff the consequences.
every bodily fluid known to man gets thrown about and also they rarley wash
S

 

I'm so sorry to hear about that Sam. Kids can be horribly, horribly cruel.

I was threatened a lot in high school. When I was a cheerleader, the girls who didn't make the squad would trip me in the halls, call me names, all of that. They were just outright nasty. Then, as I got older, it was always about the guys. Goodness forbid someone they had a crush on LOOKED at me. Just looked. I was always being threatened with ass beatings. Never happened, but I lived in fear most of my high school days.

I was nice to everybody, never picked on people, hated when my friends did.

If I ever find out one of my kids start bullying people, well, it's not going to fly.

 

I wasn't like that. I did what I wanted, and if I was told no, I did it anyways. I didn't have to whine.