i hate the fuzz

So there's this real chill spot on the river by my town. I go there every summer to swim and tan and jump off the big rocks into the river. There's always a ton of people there too, and you can just smoke out there and drink and it's not even a big problem. The problem is though that it is across train tracks. Not that long ago somebody got hit by a train in my town and now the police think it would be a great idea to go to our sweet chillen place and smash glass all over the place there so that nobody would want to go there anymore cause they think that will solve people getting hit by trains.

I went there yesterday and got a fucking peice of glass stuck in my foot and it hurts bad now... yeah fuckin police.

 

You should go there and put really soft things on the ground... like pillows and polyfil... and down comforters.

 

I heard of a "Front Porch Remedy" for bits of broken glass. Take cotton balls and pad down the glass with it. It acts like a sponge, it does. But, your problem is the vast amount broken glass. Hmm, you'll need some volunteers. I'll help you.

 

Hello! I have no respect for cops but I can’t see them breaking glass to case people injury. (their more into slapping people around) Maybe the glass breaking was done by rowdy idiots.Cheers!

 

Yeah, the cops didn't do it. You are just a wishful thinking teenie bopper out to blame someone in authority, I'm sure.

 

Teeny boppers aren't 18. They're more like 12. So, as I personally can't see cops doing anything of the sort, someone did, and it still shows up in splinters on her feet. I would blame the cops, too. Because I hate the fuzz, man. They're a bunch of narcs.

 

The Sudanese refugees did it. You're all just in denial, you are.

 

But it's not the Sudanese. It's the Vietnamese. They told me. We shared these stories over Vietnamese stir-fry and a bowl of rice. And huge glasses of water.

 

*phhh.......kids*

 

So, you say.

 

And so does 99.9% of the US population. Otherwise you could legally have a beer.

 

*Otherwise, you could legally sodomize a meerkat*

 

I could really quote you wrong here. But I'm not going to bother with it, because bickering ruins my high.

 

It's fun sometimes, but then it just drones on... most of the time I'd rather just not take certain things seriously.

 

Volvo. haha

 

Egg-xactly.

 

when you get the opportunity, you and your friends should fill a cop car with rotten eggs and overly burnt toast

 

Hmm, takes a long time to collect enough rotten eggs to fill a cop's car.

 

An unwashed vagina sitting in the back seat works just as well.