I've heard at school you can get a poop pass to go home for kids that aren't able to shit in public lol. It just sucks cause I have to go to like three bathrooms before I find a suitable stall. Group poops make it a lot better
Oh man. I lived in a dorm last semester with one shared bathroom for the whole floor. My floor was also filled with physical therapy/physical education majors who loved themselves. So they would always come into the bathroom naked, screaming about fucking someone or beating someone up and just being assholes and making a huge mess in the bathrooms. One actually shit on the floor before and they all shaved their pubes and left all the hair right on the floor. Future gym teachers. I already have public shitting anxiety as it was and had to wait til 2 in the morning to shit. But I was stoned every night so they were great shits.
weird. weed is the great constipator for me. seriously, it's the only diarrhea medicine i've found that is actually effective. edit: as for the OP, i enjoy shitting anywhere. i only slightly prefer the comforts of home for that particular activity.
I hate it, too. When I was in high school and went on school trips, I'd go the whole time without shitting and oh my god...some of those trips were like two or three days.
I agree, I enjoy shitting anywhere, unless it's a really crowded bathroom. I've been on campus here for almost 4 years, so I know all the prime bathroom locations. There's one in the English building, on the top floor, which has an extra secret stall which only a few people know about. Lots of graffiti in that one. Something to read. There's one on the bottom floor of the student center which is big and usually empty. There is one in the basement of the administration building which is really really really nice and actually has quality TP. But I do prefer shitting at home. All in all, shitting is srs.
The bathroom curves, and it's really hard to see the door to the last stall unless you're standing at the very end of the bathroom... plus, every other bathroom in the building doesn't have a stall there, so people don't expect for it to be there. The janitor knows it's there though, since it gets cleaned.
I'm happy if I don't fart infront of anybody. As for the shit. meh. I'd rather be somewhere I feel safe. ha . safe, hmm, why did I use that word.....nm
I like to shit in the woods. But only when it's not cold. I also make a point out of pissing outside whenever possible, simply because I can as a man.
Try shitting at a festival on a mobile toilet that stood in the sun the whole day and had like 500 drunk people go before you. Oh yeah, don't try it in the dark when you're drunk yourself. Did encounter some very nasty views on these things:
haha what are you gonna do at a festival when all you have are nasty nasty porta potties?? edid: the post above me, beat me to the punch haha ohh well SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
Yeah, I just take enough paper with me and take my time to find a clean one. I also try to take my dumps in the beginning of the day, if it's a multiple day fest I tend to find out when those things are cleaned in a day or two :cheers2:
you HAVE to take your shits at the beginning of the day, by the end they are nasty. I've been to a few smaller festivals that kept things very nice, even provided TP and hand sanitizer 100% of the time...but i've been to other festivals where shit was litearlly overflowing from the seats because they didn't clean it frequently enough (not all the time and all locations tho)... and TWANG, talk about going from bathroom to bathroom in serach of a stall, think about walkng to endless groups of porta potties just to look inside and see the NAST inside
Took me about two festivals to see the importance of that Has been routine for a couple of years now :biggrin:
