I have a distinct smell

My parents decided to have a talk with me this morning about my continual refusal to shower unless i'm going to work. They said I have a unique musty smell, like a pile of old damp towels.

I wear my stink like a badge of honour

(Really I smell more like day old fried chips with cheese and gravy)

 

Happens when your surrounded by people living in the chemical world.

 

I dont wana blow my cover here yet so i wont say much .

 

already blown, you nazi you.

that smell thing is kind of...gross.

 

i'd rather just take a shower , showers feel great, especially if you hadnt showered in more then a few days...its like being reborn.


but more power to ya and your smell...ya

 

My friend decied he wanted to be a gutter punk...I mean he went the whole nine yard on this..from sleep'n downtown to not shower'n....Last time Me or Lyndsie saw him...we smelt him first.

 

i love to shower it feels so refreshing like rain

 

Shooting your deviate of the original?

'You smell that?
Do you smell that? ______, son.
Nothing else in the World smells like that.
I love the smell of ______ in the morning.'

 

Its not really body odour, its more like a salty nature smell, kind of beautiful, like real human....hippies would understand

I like showers too, but i wash my hair about once a month so it stays stinky.

 

You obviously don't live with your mother...

her nagging voice pierces the soul and makes one insane..I have to compromise at least sometimes to avoid becoming suicidal.

 

There's nothing unnatural about showers...Even animals bathe you rat!

 

Um....just so you all know, I live in the driest state, on the driest continent in the world.

So...eh, stick your showers up your arse and think about conservation for a bloody sec.

 

Im glad you dont work for the DEA or Home Guard Security or germany post 1945 Gestapo Units.

 

I cook. In fact I love cooking and can cook better than mum, so I that makes up for some of my feral habits.

 

i just dont function normally if i dont shower atleast once a day or every other day

 

Feel free to stink as much as you want.

I wouldn't let you into my home or car though. Or personal space.

 

I learnt that word from Video Games...Who says they aren't educational?

 

We say feral in Australia all the time.

A feral is basically an Aussie hippy who lives out in the bush.

 

hmm.. to be honest, then being smelly isnt nice.. i mean i love showering and i feel disgust while being sweating whole day and not showeiring wile going to work. I suppose people should respect people though being clean and take care of themselves. I think if i have to choose between people who tak care of themselves (showering) and not showering people.. i would choose the fresh one.. yes i can be pollite with all the people.. but like.. seeing asocials in the society, and the bad smell they often get.. I might say PLEASE SHOWER!

 

noone understands. The musty hippy smell is different from the full on body odour smell. I never smell excessive..so poo you clean freaks.