I have a problem with my penis

When I go out I usually like to wear jeans but when I get home I prefer to wear jogging pants because their more comfortable. Jeans can feel quite tight when your lazing around watching TV or surfing the net etc.

The problem is when I wear jogging pants, people can see my huge bulge. I've tried wearing boxer shorts under my jogging pants but it dosen't help. People can clearly see the outline of my meat stick. You can even make out the shape of my helmet if you look close enough

When I come downstairs in my house and we have visitors, they look at me and say hi and then they all automatically look down and gaze at my sirloin It's like people talk to me and try not to gaze at my cock. It's worse when I have an unplanned semi, not fulled fledged, just swollen and meaty.... Someone asked me last week what I had in my pants and thought I was fooling around

 

why be ashamed of it if its that big?

 

I'm not ashamed of it, but my folks tell me not to wear jogging pants downstairs. I don't want to put on jeans every time I want to leave my room

 

tuck it under like the trannys..

 

thats a really good idea, plus it actually will turn you on

 

you have a huge cock,, yer 28 an you live at home,, can you say..

LOSER?

 

you should listen to him- he's a pro

 

If I stuff my cock between my legs I'd be walking around like a fag on heat

 

Hey buddy I get mine.. I just sleep here to avoid paying bills

 

if the shoe fits

hey if its as big as ya say,, i bet if ya tucked it under an got a boner you could fuck yourself in yer ass..

 

I've been doing that for years now.....121 just doesn't know whats good.

 

You have such a vivid imagination HHB, have you every thought about writing children's books?

 

i think doin the sketches for them would be more my thing..

 

Oh stop bragging! You have issues!! No one cares that you have 4 inches more than the general male population and that you can do an episode of the elephant trunk in your pants. You are just too full of nature! LOL You aren't thinking about penile reduction are you?

 

Lol,

Come on ladies, give me some advice on this problem. I've run into other situations too but maybe thats for a new thread

 

No way! I won't reduce my meat stick for nobody. Your right, I do have issues. In fact that issue is sitting in my pants right now. Thats why I started this educational thread...

 

lmao

 

my advice,,

move to the sunset strip, an start makin porn..

solves all yer problems..
bills will no longer be a issue,, an you can feel comfortable knowing millions look at yer cock every day an enjoy it ..

 

my advice? get over yourself. Nobody cares how big your shlong is, and chicks don't really dig big dicks.





Hey, Hillbilly! What's worse than an almost-30 year old dude who lives with his parents?

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drum roll please

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the woman that lives with him! LOLOLOL

 

what about the bitches he brings home??

be very quiet dont wake my parents,,an ya gotta leave before they wake up..