I have a sudden urge to bite something

Any volunteers? ^__^

 

Here, have an apple.

 

*unzips pants*

and says bite my ass.....









ass

 

*pulls out his dick*

 

whouldnt that hurt?

 

*pounces on snake grass*

 

I want rid of it anyway.

oh wait. ur another damn noob

you wouldn't have a clue.



I don't have time for this shit

 

all the better for TGK

besides, wouldnt it hurt to have your ass bitten?

 

see. you got it.

 

yeah but it whouldnt be my penis

 

I have a mole that is as thick as a loaf of bread, will that do..? Don't ask where it is, you don't want to know...

 

throws you into a pit of oblivion

 

now I see the biggest problem. they did away with the sex part of the post. its gone. how the fuck to I put it back in there.

thats sort of important

 

does it have long course curly hairs growing out of it?

 

Can’t see her biting it off, its more likely you’d walk around with a hickey on your appendage


Hotwater

 

probably not on the appendage itself, as over 99% of the surface is covered in warts and boils. appendages on the appendage. She would love to get a taste of one of my seeping sores. no infections, I keep them very clean by urinating on them 3 times a day. And I always make sure I take my fly swatter with me no matter where I go because I DON'T want another maggot infestation.

 

bahhh hahahahahahahahahahahaha

hey i just noticed something

what happened to the creator of this thread?

 

That’s good practical advice for those who ooze pus instead of cum


Hotwater

 

wow. you came out of left field....

 

i'm stuck in a bear trap. please gnaw off my foot.