I have an extremely small , thin dick..........

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is a boast that would be made in Ancient Greece.

Yes ,I'm told that barring a few specific cults , that any Greek male with a large or even medium size donger was regarded as a useless idiot.

However , a small one was regarded as something to be coveted and be proud of .

I wonder with all this nonsense about giant silicone breasts , whether guys will start having ridiculously large dick extensions?

Anyone have any opinions on genital size , its importance or the phall ... I mean *fallacies* of it?

 

I've heard that romans did the same thing...?

Weird, eh

 

it gets that way from pulling on it so much....

 

Actually I've done some ( ahem) research on this.
(worryingly!!)

Romans were the opposite.If u had a big one , you'd be rapidly promoted thro the army.
And mothers would tell 8 year old boys that they should eat their vegetables , otherwise they wouldnt grow up to have a "large strong erection"
( both true BTW)

 

Fuck. I'd be a 4 star general.....

 

Yeah in the Greek Army

 

Well we all know what the Greeks used to get up to. Romans too. Without the aid of modern lubrications they probably didnt want a 9 inch monster up there

 

Hahaha I luuuuurrrve it. Just finished reading an, um, article? It was from a Blender magazine and was titled Male Enhancement Pills...Is it a Hoax or Do They Really Work?

 

They don't work

 

A big penis is useless if you can't put it in a normal vagina

 

Well there's 3 suggested ways of getting it bigger.
1)releasing the inside part so more is outside the abdomen.

2)cutting it open/ off and reconstructing it with fat..
ie surgery

3)Chinese medicine - which improves the blood flow etc.
I believe the Chinese way would work.

 

What bout the pills Yo? Dr. Daniel Stein said Extenze gets it BIGGA. I just made an order in hopes to grow a penis, any size!!!!

 

Abuse anabolic steroids

Your clitoris will begin to grow into a miniature penis

 

u could chop it off , plant it in a greenhouse and water it every day.
Maybe even talk to it?

 

i luvs my small peepee

 

They were also homosexual, oppressive to women and to themselves, and had a proud masculinity that would abhor any concern of satisfying or meeting the expectations of women.

 

huge dick + tiny hole = bloody destruction

 

yeah, i have a kinda small pussy, i don't think i could be with a guy bigger than 8 inches... i think 6-7 inches is perfect. ripping is painful

 

It ain't the size of the boat.

It's the breadth of the ocean.

Trust me on this one...