And I predict my death will either come in one or more of these three possible ways: -I will choke to death on my own spit. -I will choke to death on a bran flake. -I will die in a horrible grease fire caused by my cooking. Those are probably most accurate, anyhow.
How fun I think i'm probably gonna die while fooling around with an hammer or a drill because i am that manual
If you say, "Chuck Norris" five times into a mirror, he will kill you with a roundhouse kick, for making an allusion to a movie that doesn't star Chuck Norris or his beard. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris was dropped at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Chuck Norris does not shave with a conventional razor, he simply coats his head in blood and dips his face into a shark tank. Chuck Norris once killed a judge and was sent to Alcatraz just to prove he could escape.
is that asking for proof or questioning whats wrong with bonking girls 5 years younger then myself? Proof: http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=woody+allen+is+a+pedophile&meta=
ahahahhaha yes like a heart attack during lovin i think i'd want to die right AFTER the heat of the moment tho.. have an orgasm.. and then bam.. my lover stabs me or something.. that would be hot