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  1. secret_agent_amanda

    secret_agent_amanda Member

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    wanted to drink away a day as badly as today. It was rough like sandpaper on a virgin ass hole.

    I went to Sam's club and bought a 24 bottle variety pack of mike's hard lemonade. :cheers2:
     
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  3. bird_migration

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    It will be tomorrow before you know it....
     
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  5. rambleON

    rambleON Coup

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    Why mikes? Well, you are a girl and mikes is a bitch drink...but do you like anything eles?
     
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  7. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Ewww. There's nothing hard about that lemonade except swallowing.
     
    Aristartle, Oct 6, 2008
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  9. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    meh. its a nice alcoholic alternative to pop.

    but i'd rather just have a real beer.
     
    nesta, Oct 6, 2008
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  11. secret_agent_amanda

    secret_agent_amanda Member

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    Whiskey sours. Mmmmmm.........
     
    secret_agent_amanda, Oct 6, 2008
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  13. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Too true. It's like a guaranteed headache in a bottle.
     
    Pressed_Rat, Oct 6, 2008
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  15. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    and you have the audacity to put down camel lights.
     
    zen_arcade, Oct 6, 2008
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  17. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Now, now gentlemen. This is about Amanda's seemingly hard day.
     
    Aristartle, Oct 6, 2008
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  19. rambleON

    rambleON Coup

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    Whenever an analogy has sand paper and virgin assholes in it to describe a day...you know its bad.
     
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  21. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    They sell the variety pack at your Wal-Mart? Lucky! I can't find it ANYWHERE around here and I am absolutely in love with Mike's Hard Berry. Mmmm.
     
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  23. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    damn. what happened? .I havent drank any of those or cwine coolers since I discovered beer.
     
    Hilder, Oct 6, 2008
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  25. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I'd love to get drunk and blow tomorrow off. I'd drink Lucky Lager at this point.
     
    warmhandedcanadian, Oct 6, 2008
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  27. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    today i had a pap smear, pelvic exam, and vaginal ultrasound, which is basically where they crap a pointy cattle prod up your girly bits and DIG AROUND with the son of a bitch, poking the parts that hurt as hard as possible to take a freaking picture of it.

    so, ultimately, my vagina and uterus have, in fact, BEEN SCRUBBED WITH SANDPAPER and SHOVED OUT WITH A FORK.

    yes, i have beer now.
     
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  29. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    shit woman. you deserve a beer and twenty orgasms without any work on your part. eesh.. I cant imagine..
     
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  31. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    And I complain about regular paps. :eek:
     
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  33. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    HEY

    don't toss lucky under the bus. Its my favorite dollar for bottle.
     
    Waking Life, Oct 6, 2008
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  35. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i want the overreaction alert to be my avatar.
     
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  37. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Take it. If you need the link I can find it for you.
     
    Tree-Hugger, Oct 6, 2008
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  39. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    oh yeah, and i had a flu shot, so i can't lift my arm. my girly bits have been exposed to the breeze today more than they were on prom night.
     
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