I hope I didnt just make a big drug mistake

I just drank two mellow marleys and ate one melatonin brownie.
I have to be at work in 11 hours. will I be ok?

I had a green tea and a berry



and I also had one of these

 

I have absolutely no idea what a 'Mellow Marley' is, nor a 'melatonin brownie'. But I do know that you're a driver. I'd say that if you still can't see or walk straight 4-3 hours before your shift, than you have absolutely no right to endanger the lives of others.

So how's married life?

 

you should be fine. I think melatonin only stays in your system a set amount of time, no matter the dose. I've taken pretty large doses of melatonin before and it gave me really crazy dreams but I was still good to go after 8 or 9 hours. Just drink some coffee or something caffeinated when you wake up and you should be fine.

You do know for the price you pay for those lazy cakes, you can buy a whole bottle of melatonin?

 

I saw those lazy cakes being sold recently. What's up with them?

 

that's the best philosophy there is.

you can buy the marleys at sunoco next to the energy drinks. the brownie came from the store across the street from my house.

its been an hour since I took them all, and I feel sluggish and chillaxed, but I don't know about sleepy, and certainly not stumbling. I bet if I went and laid in bed, put PBS on, I would be out in under 30 minutes.

I'm just worried because the chick at Sunoco said that she drank one of them and was out cold for twelve solid hours. and that it was, and I quote, "its like weed times ten in a bottle.". With a statement like that, you can't help but take it with a grain of salt.

 

so far its been full of trips to the DMV, other assorted govt buildings, banks, kinkos, dept stores, and sex.

woah. GNC?

 

What is in the marleys? Is it just melatonin or anything else?

 

yup. although it might be a little pricier there. Any pharmacy should sell it in the OTC section for 3-4 dollars a bottle. Then you can make your own lazy cakes!

 

valerian root extract,
lemon balm extract (leaves)
chamomile flower extract
hops extract (rhizome_)
passion flower extract
melatonin

 

with better brownies. those things are rather dry and tasteless

 

The lazy cakes only have melatonin.

 

nice, I'm going to have to give these drinks a try. I love valerian root whenever I have insomnia; I've been hunting around for a valerian root tea but this would be a good alternative

 

I'm very chill.

in fact... goodnight@!!!

 

Sleep well bro. Don't endanger the lives of others!


P.S. - Am waiting for a new video of you and Harold.

 

Don't forget to set your alarm.

 

well, I woke up just fine and on time, without an alarm. 10 plus hours of good sleep and I feel ok. not drowsy or anything. I wouldnt scoff at a cup of coffee, though.

Some people must just be lightweights. I bet if my wife drank these, she would be out cold quick. She can be borderline narcoleptic anyways..

 

I'd rather just smoke weed, but it seems like you got a pretty good mellow effect from that stuff.
Maybe I'll try them sometime, although I haven't seen them being sold around here yet.

 

better get yourself to a hospital.. my brother OD'd on mellow marleys

 

call 922 quick..

 

there's synthetic pawt, and now synthetic pawt brownies.

Please, don't buy that crap. Go buy melatonin, if you want it.