I humped a dude with a lisp.

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  1. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Right in the thick of it. I was pretty gnarly and started cracking up when he was like, "Yr thso thsecksthy".

    ...Does that make me a terrible person? Bahahah.

    Damn good lay, though. I've never gotten such an epic rimjob, even from my ex of two and a half years.
     
  2. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    Eww a rimjob. You and ganja should get together. Whatever floats your... butt.
     
  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Damn good lay, though. I've never gotten such an epic rimjob, even from my ex of two and a half years.[/quote]...:eek:


    Too Much Information For 6-08am....(closes eyes tightly...sticks fingers in ears... i refuse to face the day after reading that).


    Cheers Glen.
     
  4. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Heh.
     
  5. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Rimjobs are alright...I could take em or leave em. All the more power to you for sharing this wonderful experience!
     
  6. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    hahaha.....oh, thats great.

    if you enjoyed it, more power to ya....

    but thats some funny shit haha
     
  7. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    ew.. was he hot atleast? lol.
     
  8. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    maybe he bit a hole in his tongue.


    ~defending fellow lispers since 2003
     
  9. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    I have a little lisp. But it's not like "I have a lithp." It's more like a hissing s-thing. Like Christian Bale has, exactly the same.
     
  10. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    I only have a lisp after I bite a hole in my tongue
     
  11. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    hahaa I couldnt do it. Lisps are one of my ultimate turn offs. that and grown men wearing tightie whities.
    But hey i guess his mouth was otherwise busy, so he didnt talk much.
     
  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That was no lisp; if my knowledge of pre-classical sumerian is correct :eek:

    He was actually speaking in the language of the ancients :rolleyes: had he completed the sentence it would have sounded something like this; N’gai, n’ghaghaa, bugg-shogog, y’hai Ygnaiih ……. ygnaiih … thflthkh’ngha, Y’bthnk …h’ehye n’grkdl’lh :eek:



    Hotwater
     
  13. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Was it that English boxer Chwis Eubwanks?
     
  14. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i have that too, no one seems to notice. i notice occasionally. i'm glad to know i'm in good company.
     
  15. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Yeah, a few of my friends and my mom notices it. I notice it myself a lot because I'm a mumbler when I speak English, it kind of comes through.
     
  16. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    I found that wearing a gumshield and doing heavy bag work (punching) meant I started developing a ( very slight!)lisp.
    Maybe thats how Mike Tyson and boxers got it?

    I wonder if I sounded like a vegetable tho..?:eek:
     
  17. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    He kinda looked like the cowardly lion.

    *shrug*

    But he wasn't fat. So that's a plus.
     
  18. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Well, yeah. That's kinda what this dude had. Except like.. really bad. Ahahah.

    Did you know Christian Bale actually sounds Welsh as fuck? In the Prestige... that was his real voice. o_o At first, I was like, "Wow, Christian... what a terrible accent."

    Then I IMDB'd him and it was like, "He has a remarkable American accent, that he holds even in interviews..."

    The fuck?

    He's still probably one of the foxiest dudes in the world though.
     
  19. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    I would sooo do you ToolMaggot. I just thought I'd throw that one out. You have a hawt siggy piccy 2.. yeah.
     
  20. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    a lisper who looked like the cowardly lion...

    also he had a 2 inch penis and absolutely no bowel control...
     
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