i just drank a bottle of vermouth . . .

because i dont want to even think about it tainting my gin

 

ok...
i can understand that
but...wait until you try a martini i make, you'll feel completely different about it

 

that may be true. to where would i have to travel to have a martini made by you?

 

the land of ice and snow, also known as canada

 

nice. was planning on heading there anyways . . east or west?

 

toronto

 

well enough

 

Don't let me stop this sad display of teenage hormonery.

 

say what?

 

^^ word.

 

I just drank a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale. Hurrah.

 

you know...
for a minute there i thought i was a drunk but...nope...i wont even sink that low...