I just fingered my dog

He appears to have some sort of pretty heavy anal blockage going on. I tried massaging his anal glands but I couldn't find them, and he kept trying to kill me while I was doing it, naturally. He has a nerve problem in his backside which comes and goes...I fear that maybe what is causing his rectum not to function properly. I have booked him into the vet in an hour. Poor guy is in for some more bad treatment.

 

Was it good for you too?

 

At least offer him a smoke.

 

:smilielol5: what a get question to ask a guy that's so worried about anal gland blockage.

 

yeah let the vet do it, cuz dude if u tried to do that inside the housei hope u got alot of incense because man it's gonna reek like fuck rancid meat for a loooggg time

 

Or a reach around


Hotwater

 

At least give the little fellow a reach around...

 

Heh...great minds...

 

:cheers2:



Hotwater

 

I did it in the bathtub. Lets just say I won't be taking a bath for a long time.

When I actually got the finger in, he stopped growling and trying to bite me. He probably liked it.

 

well now you have to start beating him.
no one likes a gay dog.

 

Bunny Suit...even straight men like being fingered in the ass. Its the secret that nobody will admit.

 

by a charming australian man?

that's only for the queers.

 

I'd let that bald doofus from Midnight Oil milk my prostate...

 

Pics or it didnt happen..

 

now hes gonna tell his buddies and they'll all want to sleepover

 

Haha,

 

I'd let a charming australian man finger my ass

 

GlenGlen