I just HATE my neighbors

I really do! I've tried really hard not to hate them, but they just keep giving me reasons and as much as I detest wasting the energy on them at all, it just feels so invigorating to desire to punch someone in the face so much. I have bitched about them before, but it has been awhile. I'll do a quick recap on these sorry excuses for human beings so you understand my never ending disdain and disgust for these vile mouth breathers.

-They were illegally dumping the waste from their car wash drain reservoir in the lot they owned next door to my house (they live in the lot behind our house, but they own that one, too). Every single time they were out there dumping that shit, I got sick. We turned their asses into the EPA and solved that shit in a hurry.
- As retaliation for us calling the EPA on them, they called the sheriff's office and had a bunch of their friends call, too, and they told them we were big time drug dealers and that we moved hundreds of dollars worth of drugs through here every day. So the cops came over, bullied their way into my house, and tore it apart without a warrant only to find less than a bud and a bunch of bongs that belonged to a friend and our pipes. That fiasco cost us over $1000 in court fees, fines, and bail.
- When I walk my dog and they are home, they let their dogs out after us.
- Every time we are outside long enough that they notice, they have to come outside and spy on us.
- They've come over to bitch us out for having a campfire in our own yard, on PRIVATE property no less, on more than one occasion.


And now finally, they keep letting their damn dogs out without leashes and when I got home today my yard was full of them, terrorizing my dog and tearing up my lawn and shit. I honked at them and yelled at them to get out of my yard and they charged at me! Luckily they're scared of Daniel, so he heard the commotion and came out and shooed them off, but they're still roaming and keep coming over and terrorizing my dog. Fucking douchebags, man, I hate those people.

 

You should kill them. That'll soon put a stop to their shenanigans.

 

That sucks..

And what do you mean the cops "bullied" their way into your house?

 

isnt it legal to shoot a dog that is attacking you?

 

it is legal.

we've got some severely fucked in the head neighbors, too. i fucking hope he drops dead of an embolism from one of his drunken tantrums or gets caught fucking with somone. the man is a sick menace and a complete liar and fraud. hopefully they lose their house soon.

 

To quote one of our many famous New England Pulitzer prize winning poets …

“Good fences make good neighbors” :2thumbsup:


Hotwater

 

Pepper spray the shit outta those dogs. You shoot their dogs ,they might shoot yours.

 

yeah, im wondering how a cop "bullied" their way in. sorry this is happening. i'd play pranks on them constantly.

 

I like Scratchos idea better now I think about it

its not the dogs fault theyre being trained to bother you...keep pepper spray handy and if the nieghbors are nearby and get "sprayed by accident" that would be just fine

 

truth. they do sound like the type. when we have to go out of town i put the cops on alert to check my place out because i'm afraid he's going to fuck with my pets. i'm very specific about who they need to watch, too.

 

Or toss over a few raw steaks laced with barbiturates



Hotwater

 

By bullied I mean held us hostage on our own front porch with threats of incarceration. We don't even own the house, to legally obtain permission to search a house, you have to have permission from the owners of the house and the tenants. We told them no and said the answer would remain no until we heard word from the owners (Dan's parents). Daniel's mom came to put an end to it and they wouldn't even allow her to step on her own property, then they told us she said they could search the house. So we gave up after two hours of being terrorized and refusing to let them in. Turns out she told them as long as we said no, she said no. They said they were going to take all of us in if we didn't consent. Daniel took the fall for it and said everything was his to keep me and our friend who was hanging out that night out of trouble (he swore to me that no matter what, I'll never go to jail, if anything ever comes up and I'm in trouble, he'll take the blame so that I don't have to. He's sweeter than hell, lol). But yeah, educate yourself on your rights when it comes to shit like this because they can easily bully their way right in, with or without a warrant.

Apparently the sheriff's lackeys are going around and telling people you can't shoot dogs if they come in your yard now. Funny because last we were having this problem (mostly with a different neighbor, then, but just the dog problem, not everything else), the sheriff's department refused to do anything about them and said there are no leash laws but if they are on our property, we can shoot them. Alas, we only have a BB gun at the moment, but we have a friend with a large gun collection, so we may be investing soon. I just don't want to have to kill their dogs...

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, they killed my cats, too. They're fucking sick and twisted people.

 

They killed your cats?? I'm a gentle person for the most part--BUT--it would be FULL on if I found out somebody killed my cats.Full FUCKEN ON!!

 

our neighbor killed two of my other neighbor's cats. he's also now teaching his dog, a very well trained a quiet dog, to bark at five am every morning. laugh is on him. i'm already awake and don't give a shit.

 

oh yeah, and every time my friend throws a party he's all out there standing like a bully and calling the cops at like, nine o'clock claiming he's heard shots fired and shit. i guess he doesn't like mexican americans. fucker's are all in school and shit for engineering degrees and second careers. what a jackass.

 

Scary neighbours you guys have.

I just have asshole university students who drive BMWs and vandalize everyone's property because they have had everything handed to them all their lives and don't care.

They kicked the side mirrors off several cars (including mine) last year. (no proof, but the cops said they were called to a party that night right in the middle of the damage zone)

I've also had broken windows, and there is always broken glass bottles in front of one student house all over the sidewalk. They used their front lawn as a landfill until I assume they got told.

 

You're in Texas, right? Isn't it legal to shoot just about anything on your property in Texas?

 

I guess you could shoot 'em and say you thought it was a repo man since that was called legal down there.

 

What to do is, find out which dog is their favorite, most prized one. Then cut off its head and put it in bed with the couple.

You could also take one of them for a boat ride out on the lake and while out there you could "deal with them".

Or, you could wait until they're leaving the opera and sneak through the crowd and assassinate them on the front steps.