i just over heard something both disturbing and hilarious

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  1. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    last weekend my brother had friends over
    for beer pong in the backyard

    i suppose this is my own fault seeing as i used to have parties in our backyard every weekend

    apparently someone got so drunk that they peed in our laundry room
    in the clothes
    like not even in the sink like a normal person
    in the fucking laundry basket

    that's so absurd

    whats the weirdest pee story you got?
     
  2. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    all of my pee stories are sad.
     
  3. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Soooo not telling. I have the weirdest by far. >_<
     
  4. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    I pissed off a balcony, some drunk moron walked into my flow despite my warnings and yellings, I fought said pee-covered moron.
     
  5. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    tell me tell me please!!
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    one female friend sleepwalked into another friend's bedroom, pulled his trashcan into the middle of the floor, and peed in it. the same female once did something similar with another friend's refrigerator veggie drawer.

    my roommate one year back in college had a problem with sleepwalk peeing. the first time he walked over and pissed right on my shoes. another time his mom called while he was passed out, and when i tried to wake him up to give him the phone, he got up and peed in the middle of the floor, then went back to bed, all while she was on the phone. yet another time, he pissed on the bedroom door, while i had a couple friends over. one of the friends, who i didn't really like anyway, went in the bedroom to get something and came back with a wet sock telling me that someone had spilled water on the floor. i never told him the truth about that one...
     
  7. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    sleepwalk peeing?
    hahaha that's ridiculous
    :biggrin:
     
  8. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    inquiring minds must know.
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    you've never seen it? my roomie did it all the time, that other friend i mentioned did it a couple times, i've seen another guy do it once, and i've done it once. it only seems to happen if the sleep is alcohol induced.
     
  10. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i have never seen it
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    probably because you're always the one guilty of it :p
     
  12. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Fine.

    I was drinking all day. My neighbour was celebrating because his pay cheques were no longer being garnished (he got caught for tax evasion) and I was drinking basically from 3pm-3am. I drank down at the Legion, at my house, and was fed drinks all night by the fire side.

    I rode around in a wheel barrel that night. I did Jager and drank at least 14 beers by the fire. I smoked weed with my neighbour who has a glass eye.

    So anyway, I stumbled home after 3am and went to bed. I woke up in the afternoon and realized that somehow I had gotten up in the night, and peed in a chair (?!?) with my pants and undies on, and then went back to sleep.

    >_<
     
  13. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    One time me and a friend of mine drank a 1/2 gallon of citrus twist vodka between the two of us. At some point in the night, we were at Dairy Queen watching our friends beat the fuck out of someone over some gang shit. I don't remember it, but I was apparently walking around the parking lot with my dick out talking about how badly I had to piss when, suddenly, I walked to the edge of the parking lot and pissed into the road while cars were driving by. haha

    Another time, at my uncle's 40th birthday party, we all got drunk as fuck. I drank a shitload of vodka, a shitload of whiskey, a shitload of tequila, 20+ beers, and then realized that my mom had a 1/2 gallon of Bacardi Superior in her car, so I went and got it and me and my cousin passed it back and forth for a while. At some point, I had to piss, but I couldn't walk to the bathroom, so my uncle had to carry me in there. I couldn't stand up, so my uncle was propping me up in front of the toilet. I was too drunk to unzip my pants, so I just pissed in my pants while my uncle was propping me in front of the toilet. My uncle just decided to throw me in the bathtub and leave me there for a few hours with the shower running. haha At least I didn't puke:D
     
  14. veroness

    veroness There's only one :)

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    this is the most embaraasing thing to tell anyone. but ill do it anyway. so one day i decided to walk to our wawa close by my old house. my mom decided to go with me to check out a new resturant near by. so as we are walking home, i started to feel really sick. the kind of sick where i couldnt move or else i would pee and poop myself. so my mom was freakin out and we were right next to the road of a major road. Luckly i was a skirt but i was freakin out. my mom said to squat down and just go. i told her i could never do that but i had to go so bad. so i actually peed and pooped on the grass in front of the wawa. the worst part, i had nothing to wipe with. im sorry you had to read that
     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    haha.. ari knows about sleepwalk peeing too...
     
  16. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    when i was 23 i drank a case of newcastle and pissed my bed...the this past decmber, i drank a 12 pack of steel reserve...and decided it was a good idea to piss on a cop car...my buddy josh was at the police station filing a report cause some jealous ex of his old lady bashed out his windshield...it was fun:D
     
  17. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahaha that's some funny shit. I'm sure you felt better afterwards. lol
     
  18. veroness

    veroness There's only one :)

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    yeah. i just chilled up in my room the rest of the day and made my mom promise she wouldnt get drunk and tell her friends that story. she did though but oh well its funny to look back on it. i ended up walking to wawa a week later or so and it was gone so i like to think i fertilized the grass :)
     
  19. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahaha Steel Reserve will do it everytime. I just cracked open a 24oz Steel Reserve(black can) about 3.2 seconds ago:D
     
  20. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Or a dog ate it.
     
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