i just recently got a job but

once again, i am tired of working and want to retire.

 

who will pay me to sit on my ass?

 

hmmm, good idea

 

Uncle sam pays me 600 a month. plus extra for food, plus i get a home heating credit at the end of the year, plus i get medicade and medicare, great benifits. Get low income apartment with government subsdity and only pay 102.00 a month for rent. Great benifits, the only thing is you have to be disabled under there rules to qualify. i dont blame you for wanting to retire.:sunglasse

P.S. In my state welfare only works for about six months and you have to prove that you are out looking for a job. The system sucks doesn't it.

 

i was thinking of applying for ssi... i am crazy enough welfare people told me to apply! ha!

 

Go for ssi and retirement survivors disability insurance witch is basically social security. Your pay will average out to about 20.00 more a month and you will get medicare for bonus insurance.

 

im kinda nuts too but i heard it's really hard to get.

 

It is, but what happens alot of the times to is they will turn you down the first time hoping you will just go away. If they turn you down reaply emediately.

 

yeah, that's what ive heard.

 

I need a job to support my habits.

 

hehehehe. me too.

 

I have to wait til summer or after softball.

 

you can have my job if you want.


(as long as i get the money)

 

now whats the point in that?

 

alright, ill let you keep 10 percent.

 

no deal unless i keep 90 percent.


what is it that you do?

 

you should find something you care about Trish. Maybe a womens shelter or a psych intern?

 

trust me.. once i have a degree, im looking for those things. i cant wait... i just hate mindless and boring work.

 

Sometimes life entails doing things you don't always want to do, unfortunately.

 

I need to be in a psych ward, on a serious level though, those sound like good positions.