I just remembered something really gross

I woke up a fwe mornings ago and drank out of the glass near my bed from the night before, I looked down and there was a moth in the glass. How gross is that?

 

thats just really funny considering it wasnt me

 

Atleast you didnt swallow the moth.
I freaked out the other night because I turned on the kitchen light and there was a moth the size of 2 tennis balls clinging to my screen door. It was a mutant moth!

 

moths are freaky!!! I can re-locate wasps no problem but I am terrified of moths...go figure.

 

I have a few moths in my room... there's been three in here in the past week...

 

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did your moth look anything like this one?? if so...you may have a problem!!​

 

i did sonthing like that the other day...but it wasent a moth it was some kind of bug i had never seen before

 

the warm beer im drinking now is pretty gross

 

I drink warm beer all the time. I don't mind it however I do prefer it chilled.

I killed a moth this morning. (sorry if I upset anyone). My Son was in the bathroom trying to do his business when he spotted a moth. It freaked him out. I had to be SuperMOM and go resuce him. Poor kid still had his pants down to his ankels trying to hide. He said "Thanks for saving me Mom"

 

Worse case scenario is drinking a glass of water and as you finish it, you discover there are dentures in it...

 

-GOD- You are funny. But to make yall feel better, I did the same thing many years ago, but it was a cockroach. UGHHHHHHHH.

 

Thats nasty. Ever hear of people drinking soda which bees crawled into and end up getting stung in their throat and it closing up? Bad shit there my friend.

 

That is terrible. That reminds me of when I was younger. We used to have a Camp we rented for 2 weeks every summer. For fun we would go and walk up and down the old road collecting cans for money. We accidently picked up cans that had snakes and mice in them. That's enough to make my heart stop beating.

 

One time, I woke up in the morning, and my dad had bought some donuts for breakfast or something (I know, good breakfast ) and I ate one. Then, I was thirsty, so I looked for something to drink. I noticed a cup of milk that was on the table that I thought I had gotten earlier. So I took a drink, but when I did, I noticed it was pretty warm. Then, I noticed something else... there was something in my mouth. It was a dead spider! I spit it out and almost vomited. Not only was there a spider in the milk, but it had been sitting out for a day! That sucked so bad... I was gagging. Ugh, I ran and brushed my teeth and used tons of mouth wash. Eww...

 

I went on a retreat and we had candles lit in our room at night (tea lights) one flew into one of them and put it out and I could hear it slowing down and deing like its wings where all covered in wax.
I got moved into the dorm a night before as it was a queit room and someone had to be moved out that snored, so they weren't that pleased when the moth hit me on the head and I screamed

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

I was lying in bed reading with a glass of juice & straw on my bedside table. For about 1/2 hour i kept hearing a muffled fly noise next to me but every time i turned round i couldnt see anything. Finally i see it and shoo it away and take a sip of my drink through straw, put the glass down and there comes the fly in literally 1 second straight inside the straw and *buzz buzz* the f~ckin sound i had been hearing for 1/2 an hour.

 

okay so one time yeah there was a dead fly in my grape koolaid and i saw it in there after i took a drink...that was gross but nothing beats the time that i was at work and my friend would use soda cans as ashtrays and I wasn't paying attention at all when i took a drink of her can and it was way too late to notice that I picked up the wrong can and my mouth was full of ashes and old soda....*GROSS*

 

Bong water was the worst thing i drank.. my friend had dumped the bong water into a cup getting ready to change water(i didnt see this happen)... i thought the cup had water in it i had poured earlier! wrong it was bong water nasty stuff

 

mmm...
i used to use grape juice for bong water, and then drink it afterwards...
not too bad actually

just a little while ago, i reached for a glass of water without looking, only to realize that there was a friendly little cockroach hiding on the inside.

blegh

 

wow, you guys drink some crazy stuff. I have never done anything like that. I always pay very close attention to what goes into my mouth. Paranoia can pay off I guess....