i just sucked my dick for the first time

i wasnt even trying im so freaked out kinda, its a weird feeling

 

rrriiiiiggghhhhtttt.

 

is that even pysically possible?

 

yep its more possible than one thinks all you have to have is the following


1.flexible
2.averge size taliwhacker
3.mind over body
4.find a comfortable position
5.practice! practice!! practice!!!
6.dont say you cant( i was convinced last year i couldnt)
7.no matter what position never the fetal position (it will just strain your back)

thats all you need if you do that for a year and your wang is not small you will be able to suck youself off !YES YOU!

 

That's really messed up.

 

So it ACCIDENTALLY happened?? That's great.

 

lol

 

wow. that is the best thing I have seen all day.

 

Question:
Why were even trying? Were you that despret?

 

man i thought the title was a joke
and
i cant even insult you...thats amazing

 

lol

 

that's hot

 

lmfao.

reminds me of that SNL skit when Will Farrell joined a yoga class so he could achive this impossible dream. Remember that one??? He would NOT stop! PO

 

I've managed to do it, though I could only get part of the head in my mouth, and I was on my shoulders with my back agianst something and legs over me. It strained my back, but I am really not very flexible. Most guys can suck their penises, because most guys are more flexible than I am (I am really not flexible).
I don't know how you do it without trying? You'd have to be high... or something.

 

When a child, certain skies sharpened my vision: all their characters were reflected in my face. The Phenomena were roused. At present, the eternal inflection of moments and the infinity of mathematics drives me through this world where I meet with every civil honor, respected by strange children and prodigious affections. I dream of a War of right and of might, of unlooked-for logic. It is as simple as a musical phrase.​

 

I consider myself a flexible person, but I've never been that flexible.


I'm going to bed. Good night all

 

Huh. In secret, I can do it, too!(must get laid very soon...)

 

Question: you said you weren't even trying. What the hell WERE you doing, that you "accidentally" sucked on your own penis?

 

i have a picture. never mind.