I know it's been asked before- how long does mj stay in your system?

I'm going to leave everything up to the courts now. I just had the phone turned off and the dsl, he can do what he wants, and he's going to end up with nothing in the end. I've decided to just ruin his life the way he's ruined mine for the past 3 years.

So anyway, I smoked like 2 nights ago. I need it out of my system asap in case he tells the court that I smoke. I'm sure it's going to take a little while to get the ball rolling anyway, so I'm sure I have some time. Last I heard it was like 45 days? Is that correct?

 

Ive heard 30 days, but if you get into a drink lots of water and exercise a bunch routine it will be shorter than that. But yeah 30 days is the general safe number. That is unless they do a hair test then its in there till the tainted hair is removed.

 

Well it depends entirely on how quickly your metabolism runs it's constant course, as well as how much you have been smoking on average in the past, say, 3 weeks? The normal safe assumption is 30 days. But I smoked less than 2 weeks before my first test for my parole and I passed, but I attribute that to my girlish figure with my overactive metabaolic rate as well as the fact that that smoke I had was my first in several months.

 

lol thanks guys someone had told me 30 days too, and I think he passed.

Well I signed up for the gym yesterday, and will be going about 3 days a week, and I'm drinking a lot of water! So that should help. Plus I've only been smoking once a day at night for the past few weeks. Not nearly as much as I was smoking say a month ago? So I've probably only smoked a gram in a week. And I didn't smoke last night. So I won't anymore until this is done. I don't think he'll tell them about the pot anyway cause he won't be able to afford a lawyer, and the judge won't listen to him given his record. And I will have a lawyer.

I know this isn't the best scenario as far as Jade getting to see her father goes, but it's the best thing I can do to protect her from his abusive alcholic ways.

And I hate him now.. He's been using me and lying to me, and trying to get with this old ex girlfriend so FUCK HIM. He's a loser and he'll always be a loser.

With that being said, who wants to be my new friend??? lol just kidding. I'm not ready, but I am ready to talk to someone at least.

 

I'm sorry he's making things difficult. The best thing you can do is not let him drag you down... if he's truly trying to make you miserable then being pissed off is his payoff. Don't give him any satisfaction.

 

well im glad your at liest not dieing

 

btw drinking all that water prior to a test wont help, only drinking it within 24 hrs of the test matters.....thc is stored in your fat cells so its about burning them. Goodluck staying clean. It seems like all of us could have predicted this one coming.....

 

sweating is important, so a good way to sweat more without making a mess is to wrap your midsection with saran wrap.

and id be happy to be your friend

 

saran wrap lmao you have got to be kidding...for a drug test....

 

lol well im sure I'll be sweating a LOT at the gym. I'm going tonight, and I'm going to work out really hard to try and relieve some of this stress. I need to turn my life around. Get better, find a job, get mentally healthy. I'm kind of a wreck right now in every aspect, and taking a break from pot will be good for my tolerance too. It will feel great when i can smoke again.

Also I don't even know if there will be a test yet, or if he'll tell them that I smoke. I'm just protecting myself in case that happens. Besides I think this custody thing kinda takes awhile.

 

im dead serious, if sweating will help you pass, saran wrap will work, youll sweat alot sitting down with saran wrap.

if you dont believe me try it out, you will sweat

 

at rehab they tell you drink water to get it out of your system so i imagine it will work. And no they werent helping us cheat a drug test they were telling one girl that kept testing positive after she had quit smoking for a month so they would know if she relapsed

 

Ive passed after a 2 and a half and that was smoking like 2-3 times a week. You should be fine after 3. Just sweat, and drink green tea. If you get tested between the next like 3-5 weeks id get some of the detox stuff just to be safe, since its preatty damn important that you pass in this situation. But you will be fine.

 

Here's something I found for you, it might help:

THC will remain in your bloodstream for at long as it is in your fat cells. The THC is stored in fat cells, but can be released into the bloodstream, where they are can be lost more quickly. However, having a lot of THC in your bloodstream the day of the test is BAD, as that is also how it gets into the urine. The best course of action is get as much THC into the bloodstream as possible up until about 2-3 days before your test. And then you want to do the opposite, and make sure everything left in there stays in the fat cells. It might be better to wait up until maybe a day and a half to a day before to stop, but in my opinion better safe than sorry. Especially if you have a low body fat content to start with. A high fiber diet will help, as one type of metabolite is reabsorbed through the intestines and will bond with some binding acids in your crap. Vitamin Lecithin is supposed to help move THC from fat cells to the bloodstream. I also remember hearing something about using Lipotrophics. Very credible sources have also claimed that taking 3-4 Aspirin an hour before the test will interfere with an EMIT test (the less accurate and cheaper test, usually done first as a screen) and cant be detected. If you feel you need to dilute your sample to have any chance in hell, eat a lot of red meat for as many days as possible before the test, 3 days being the desirable minimum. Also, at least the day before and day of, take vitamin B-2 and B-12, often found in "B complex" I've also toying with an idea involving fasting, but I'm not sure if eating and consuming fatty substances is bad or good.

 

Thanks for all that info, but I think it would be best for me to stop now rather than later. That way I can be sure. Plus it will probably take at least 3 weeks before we set up a court date anyway. I'm going to see a lawyer on tuesday, and if we like her we'll get things going then. But I have changed my diet, and it's extremely high fiber, high protein, low fat, and low calorie. Plus I take like the most recommended daily vitamin right now. It has EVERYTHING in it. So that might help to get my body to do what it's supposed to. But thank you

 

it stays in your hair FOREVA!!! coz hair is made up of dead waste products

 

your best bet is to do what youre thinking- go to the gym as often as possible and be sure to work out to the point where you sweat

sweating=burning fat=burning THC cells

 

also in defense of makesmommycry saran wrap will indeed induce mass sweating. i have a friend who wrestles and when he needs to lose weight for a match hell use this technique.

 

also green tea(hot) and cranberry juice work great from what ive heard

 

yup green tea is used as detox, but real green tea not the % found in cheap supermarket packs.