i like the way i smell

do you like the way you smell

 

Only when I smell of sex and Mindy.

 

yes. *sniff* . . . i reek of imported beer, Nag Champa, Old Spice, styrofoam, pipe tobacco, scented candles, and toasted sourdough bread.

i like it.

 

no not really...

 

i usually smell of Pheonix Axe but i cant smell it anymore. and yes i do like that smell

 

i smell like a pungent hangover. i may gag soon.

 

I guess I smell good because my wife always tells me that I do..........


~namaste~

 

*sniffs*

I Think I should Shower more Often...

 

yes I do, I smell like fruits!

 

The scent of human rules my skin.

 

I probably smell like roquefort cheese. Tis' a man's cheese.

 

mango ? pinapple ?what fruits do u emulate?

 

i don't like the way i smell because my brother stinks the house up with his fuckin weed and then i smell like it too and i don't even do weed and ppl probably think i do.

 

My children,

God, thou heavenly father loves you dearly.

BUT...

As thou have heard...he is everywhere - doth means that my infinite nose lands in these little visited regions - none of you truly smells perfect.

Thou fact is that some of you seem to have glands that closely ressemble those of Pepe Le Pew.

Still love you all though,

Your Father.

 

I really like the scent of my body odor. But I think I'm the only one.

 

I smell of pine sap and bat guano. Does this mean anything, GOD?

 

My son,

The pine has to do with the car freshner thingie. The bat smell - we talked about this before my child... Humans have sex with humans because of the chromosomes. If a monkey doth fuck a horse, the species cannot further. I know I not mentionned when I said to procreate, but now I do - procreate with your own species. Sheessssh.... Try being God for one day... It's not the easiest job y'know...

Your Celestial Father who loves you.

 

I smell like vanilla

 

fitting ,vanilla is the most beautifull of flowers ....its like a rare and hidden orchid of the woods .....im definatly growing it when i get into a climate suitable ..and ginger

 

Thank you Father. I'll try to make love to only my own type of critter and none other. Boy, the squirrels in my yard will be disappointed!