I love my pussy

His name is Smokey, I didn't pick the name. We got him at an adoption rally and they named him Smokey cuz he has a cataract in his left eye. I have to say he is the coolest chillest bro a guy could have. He looks cute chillin' on my bed atm.

 

I'd love to have a big ol tom cat that doesn't come home much, just to heal up. but anything else aren't much fun. The last thing I need is a bunch of cat hair on my bed chocking me in the middle of the night.

 

True, but Smokey is so chill I don't know what I'll do when he leaves... I need to have him show a kitten the way.

 

post a picture!! this is my new kitten, simone:

 

If only I had a camera I would. Your kitty is very cute. =)

 

our pussies should be friends

 

I'm sure they would be great pussy pals. He is very loving.

 

she is kinda bitchy but mainly just... a pussy.

 

I totally thought this thread was going to be about vaginas.
what an original ruse! I commend you.

 

very good cats, by the way.

 

you can stroke it.

 

I am knee deep in pussies.
You should see how they get when they congregate...

Anyhow, I love your cat zilla... i got a three month old cat named Kesey, looks just like yours, except he has a majestic white patch on his neck.

 

you are so pretty there

i kinda hate pussies..

i have 6 demanding pussies in my house at the moment
too much pussy for one house to handle

 

i had a black dog with a white chest patch!! he was supremely regal....

and thank you, jess.

 

Smokey is the same way, he gets pissed if you pick him up lol.

 

I'd like to, but not if it has too much dander. I'm kind of allergic.

wait, are we talking about cats or vaginas? I am so confused. damn you, double entendres!!

 

my vagina does not have any dander

simone is way cool to humans, but when she meets other cats (she has never known another female cat) she hisses and growls and runs away.

 

what if she met cat woman? that would totally fuck with her mind, because cat woman is a human, but somehow also a cat..

 

hm, my guess is she would probably attack her feet.

 

you should tell your cat not to fuck with cat woman.
simone, don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash.