I love sex, netball and wetting my panties...

We've had a few somewhat famous incidents of people setting up fake identities in the history of the UK forum, which shouldn't be discussed in this thread for obvious reasons. Some people go to pretty extreme lengths to disguise themselves as someone they're not, whether it's a sex-obsessed young girl or a multi-talented expert in everything. It's bound to happen on forums and social networks, and can be simply a harmless nuisance. But some of the ones I see others falling for are plainly ridiculous. I mean so utterly ridiculous it drove me to make this thread to try to get them to wake up and if they are awake, to ask them what the appeal of playing along actually is.

Not that it should need saying, but if someone has a profile full of perfect model shots that all look like slightly different people, then they're probably not any of them. If someone only posts their legs or their arse, or has clearly photoshopped some images or masked out a copyright symbol...If the person's photo can be found on google images...if all they ever talk about is sex...These are likely indications you're probably dealing with a lonely old guy wanking himself into a sweat in a basement somewhere. Isn't that a mood killer? These profiles are invariably full of "omg, you're so hot, babe!" comments from what must be either the most naive people on the internet or the most bizarre.

Most of us are savvy enough not to need warning about anything other than those who are far more clever than your average basement wanker (Most have been online for over a decade, after all). For the rest, don't be a berk...unless you don't really care if it's all just someone old enough to be your grandad telling you about how they like putting their hand down their little panties, stop and think before you tell them that's all like sooo hott and it makez you ded horney. If you want erotica, there's plenty of it online and in books. Not that I'd know.

 

omg your so hot, babe!

 

Well I didn't want to say anything but I'm totally sniffing panties ryt now.

 

This is me!

 

Netball Is A Cool Game Played By Sexy Gurls Wearing Sweat Soaked Panties....

I Don't See Any Problem With That.....?



Cheers Glen.

 

Also, if buying in is a genuine sexual desire, I wonder if a new subforum called "old perverts pretending to be teen girls for your pleasure" could be made.

 

Ur hott

 

I like catching them in a slip-up.

They have a vagina 99% of the time, and then post something about their giant cock. Oops!!!

 

you're probably right, but i could never quite grasp why people would want to 'get off' by doing things such as this.

 

This is where I live.

 

I'm Going To Call Your Bluff On This One, When You First Met Lithium You Told Us You

Lived In A Van In The Driveway....

Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire....



Cheers Glen.

 

The van is at the back of the house, on our fourth driveway. You can't see it in this pic.

 

you guys are ostracizing the rich, better looking users of this website.

 

I get suspicious about this kind of stuff the other way around nowadays.

I mean where are all these dirty old men in real life? The gay ones all end up like Shale, really sweet. And the straight ones all end up Grandpas and have been whipped for decades so end up real timid. Older gents are supposed to be more sex obsessed than teenage guys, doesnt make sense. I remember 15, the whole year, it just would NOT go down.

So my money is on a ugly chick pretending to be a dirty old man pretending to be a hot chick so that all men are pigs, thats why she doesnt have a boyfriend

 

You do get those revealed to be women coming on as fakers, too. That's usually a self-esteem issue or they're simply nutters. But yes, I suppose even the classic hott chix could be just about anyone. It's mind-boggling.

 

Nice place.....

 

Thanks Tazer, we decorated most of the rooms ourselves. The butlers only helped a little. By the way, I love wearing my best friend's thongs.

 

In Horsetralia We Call Flip Flops Thongs, So I Would Be Most Careful About Wearing Someone

Else's, You Run A High Risk Of Catching Tinea Young Lady....



Cheers Glen.

 

Yeah but Australians don't really exist.

 

We Don't....Well Where And What Am I...:willy_nilly:..?



Cheers Glen.