I love whores!

I don't want to kill myself. I don't hate my parents or kids. Fuck all that depressing shit anyway.

I LOVE whores. Yes, indeed, it's true.

Nothing I like better than a fucking slut. I like to fuck sluts. I like to hear about sluts being fucked. I like to watch sluts fuck. I like to get kinky with sluts.

To all the whores, A TOAST TO YOU AND YOUR SLUTTY WAYS.

Love, Libertine.

" Just Keep On Fuckin' "

 

I guess sluts can be good. The only problem I have with them is that I think they actually like me, then it all goes to shit!

 

Ok?

 

Ha ha... Just fuck'em. That's why they're sluts!

Hell, I'm a slut!

Don't fuck me, though.

 

I don't really like girls...

 

"Don't fuck me, though."

These are not the words of a slut.

YOU ARE WRONG!

YOU ARE NOT A SLUT!

YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!

GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!

(laughs fiendishly and walks away)

 

thanks

 

I have had a few sluts\whores\assorted synonyms as friends......


usually dreadfully interesting people

 

I once got drunk as a bastard on cheap whiskey with the owner of a brothel and two of her girls.....that was kinda fun

 

Aren't you newly married?

 

No.

 

Oh. Sorry, for some reason I had thought you had gotten married just recently.

 

Not me.

 

i thought you were married as well or were about to be and had a baby on the way, no?

 

Not newly married. I do have a son and another child on the way, yes.

I think we've gotten a bit off subject here. This is about my confession.

 

Well no, not really off of the subject, I was just curious about your confession as I thought you were married and whatnot, that's all, and it made me wonder if you had an open relationship.

Anyway, sorry to get off topic.

 

sorry...

Go Whores!! Yeah, Whores!! Without whores, there'd be no herpes...

 

Yes, I do have one.

and "Shroom", it's just a confession of truth.

I thought that's what this thread was all about.

 

Ahh dear Libertine, you must realize that putting a post out there confessing your love of whores and sluts is going to get at least some negativity.

 

True.

Damn, I am too honest for my own good.