I might be arrested

Today I bumped into a shopping cart and I guess the cops are out looking for me. My mom is pissed and she took my car away from me. I'm scared as fuck. I really don't want to be arrested. Fuck I am Screwed.

 

someone is seriously fucking with you.


or you live in a VERY small town.

 

hahahaha.

 

or there was a child in the shopping cart's baby seat...




i would turn myself in if i were you. i once spent 18 years in jail for parking more than 6 inches from the curb.

 

Hahahah why would you be arrested because you bumped a shopping cart?
Is this a joke?

 

No my aunt heard my license plat number on the police scanner and she called my mom. Plus the cops keep driving by my house.

 

so that's why you are so touchy about the adult diapers

they raped your ass so loose you can't hold your shits anymore.

 

some dumb fuck reported your ass for something fucking stupid, and you are fucking paranoid because you smoke too much god damned pot, and are a young idiot.

get the fuck over it, tell your mom to chill out, because, they don't give a fuck, and, if they are after you it's REALLY not going to be for bumping a shopping cart.

fuck man

SERIOUSLY?

this is the reality you assemble?

 

I guess it would be hit and run

 

this is mostly true.



except it wasn't technically rape...

 

wow, sounds like bullshit to me...

 

No, it wouldn't.

 

just for the record, last time i went grocery shopping some asshole had parked a cart right in the center of a prime parking space. i didn't feel like getting out to move it, so i pushed it about 5-10 feet with my truck. the whole parking lot witnessed it and i'm surprisingly still a free man.

 

I'm guessing it hit a parked car

 

hahahah, this kid is a genius.

 

you're guessing, or you were playing parking lot bowling, someone saw you doing it, and now you don't want to admit it on a public forum because you want to deny your inordinately stupid behavior in open court.

 

Unless this is you

I think you're safe enough from the arms of the law

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6jJ8JI9xUs


Hotwater

 

No When I took my eyes off the cart it turned around and stopped.

 

Sometimes you have to excuse those Missouri types.

they are a little slow.

 

But seriously I feel like I'm going to throw up