i NEED a fake ID, help out guys please

ok i really really need to be of age to buy alcohol and ciggs. its pissing the shit out of me. so im gonna get a fake ID. im wondering any experiences with using and ordering? can you pick ur own name and birth date? if you look quete young (im 16) and say the id will say im 18 or 19 will it work? i mean they dont care what u look like as long as there is proof right? also can i use it to get into nightclubs and get served in bars?

also say they say i think this is fake do i just run out of the store/bar? i mean what kind of law trouble would i face if i denied?

and any good sites to order from?


EDIT: and no i wont just take up McLovin as my name, ima do Gangstee McDiggit xD nah just kiddin ^ im serious about everything above tho

 

can I ask, do you even look 21?

 

idk, I'm not too fond of drinking and don't smoke ciggarettes, so I've never had a fake, but most people I know just use an older siblings or friends id.

 

18 is what u need to get served, im in UK not US

 

i know a bunch of my friends have fake i.d.'s, but unfortunately i have no idea how/where they got them, or pretty much anything about them for that matter.

as for the law and shit, i don't know about where you live but a couple of my friends got caught with fakes and the people that caught them at the store just took the i.d. from them and didn't turn them in or anything

 

http://www.fluxcard.com/06-fake-international-student-cards.html

im thinking about this

 

use photoshop, worked for my friends.


Also some advice if they ask for you to take it out of your wallet say no thanks and walk away

 

So i show it through the photo part of the wallet right?

and use photoshop on what? my pic?

 

yes and yes. My buddy just took a picture of himself and looked at an actuall id and made it all in photoshop. He is pretty computer savy though but you are too arent you? So i imagine you'll be able to do it.

 

yeah photoshop is a good idea.
i don't know of many places that actually swipe your i.d. anyway when you go to buy something.

 

ive only gotten swiped once but then again i dont but many tobacco products, just smokes for my friends and wraps for me

 

so any chance of getting into clubs and bars? clubbing seems an insane thing now, im sure i will be too busy when i actually am of age


also should i hand my wallet with the pic inside or just hold it like feds hold theyre badges?

 

i would just hold it out for them or set it down. I dont think they can actually take it from you if its in your wallet but they can if its out and they know its fake. At least thats what im assuming cause that seems to make the most sense to me.

 

yep just phooshop it and print it on picture quality paper. Just flash in whiel it's inside your wallet. If they ask you to take it out walk away and dissappear incase the police show up.

 

ok, i will order one soon, found better site - slightly more expensive but shit looks more legit and with holograms. thinking of a name for myself. also do you think its stupid to say 18 (like all ppl with fakes have 18). would 19 be better? also i look really young, some dont think i look 16- but if i do this intimidating face i get a few years on im told

 

Post a pic we'll tell you if you can get away wit 19 lol

 

haha. if i can get away with 19 then i'm sure anyone can

 

Lol, but you do look 18-19.

 

not me, ive gotten carded every single time i try to go somewhere/buy something

 

there are scam sites out there be careful ordering. fake i.d's are illegal to make. people don't openly sell them on the internet from what ive seen. i could be wrong though