I need a good fuck...

Yes, I do... any volunteers? *grin*

 

Where in virginia?

 

Ever heard of anyone that needed a bad fuck?

heh...

(Cause I'm free this week...)

 

I'm in central Va, you?

 

I'm still in need of one #$%$%^!!!

 

Get the lotion.

 

Where in Central VA? (Keep in mind I have no intention of having sex with you).

 

I do. Desperately.

But you already know all about that.

 

come to denmark, I'll give you a lifetime supply

 

if only i didn't live in iceland.. *sighs*

 

Gawd there are so many hot girls on here that need a fuck... Couldn't we just like pile you all up in denmark, we have plenty of space I'd have a blast

 

am i invited?

 

hell yes!

 

woohoo, i'm on my way right now!

 

I'll warm up the hottub, and fix some chocolate and roses

 

ooh lovely..

i think we're gonna have a great time babe

 

Yeah totally dude, it'd be awesome I'm waiting for ya, hehe

 

I do too, been far too long now...

 

haha, yeah i'm on my way you wouldn't mind if i brought some of my sexy icelandic girlfriends with me? lmao

 

the more the marrier Hell I'll even throw in a couple of sexy danish chicks too