I need a new boyfriend

I think mine is defective

 

limp?.....

 

i think your boyfriend is poopface....to put it midly...and i think you need lots of love and hugs and cuddletime with a real man....that's just my opinion...


don't hate me now okay?

love yas *hugs*

 

LOL that's true novarys. He's just.... boring.

 

he's boring cuz he works too much and sleeps too much and doesn't breathe enough air. I think the only thing about he's got going for you is his long hair and good taste in music. he wont' even send you black roses......that's really sad.

 

He's boring because he's embarrased by bodily functions and he won't sit and have a conversation with me in the potty while he poops like my ex use to. Pooping is more fun when someone is sitting there.

 

hahahahahahahahahahhaha that's great!

 

thats so true

 

Perhaps you should write a personal add:

SF 23 yo, ISO, honest male for adventures in defacating.

 

hahahahahaha!! and that makes him boring? id be embarrassed too.......hahaha

 

Hey, I'm a fun girl

 

yes you are, you make me laugh!!

 

What is so fun about hearing the turds splash the water?

 

all humans are defective. if it weren't for the desire to
be creative none of us would be worth a dam.

however this is not because of anything our ancestors did or
didn't do or even some selfimportant nontangable force.

actualy everything that exists is worth existing.
i'll take back that bit about anyone not being worth anything
it's just that nothing is worth putting up with obnoxiousness
for either.

i guess i'm just wierd but the happiest times of my life
have been the times i had the rare and amazing good fortune
to be living utterly and completely alone.

i don't mean that people are evil or anything
it's just that you can be creative and meditative
and not have to stumble over everyone else's coerciveness
which i just have never been able to do all that well
or comfortably or rewardingly or what have you except
when i've been pretty much completely and entirely alone.

makes you more able to appreaceate each other when you do
get to visit or be visited by someone too.

something that can get pretty difficult to do for me if and
when i have to be arround someone, some several or some
many all or most of the time.

i like people. honest i do. i just like them best in small
and infrequent doses.

oddly enough i like little furry people with big sharp teeth
though. mostly because they don't try to con me into or
out of anything.

trees, trains and computers i'm much happier living with
if only there were a way now i could be doing so instead
of how i'm having to live to get by

=^^=
.../\...

 

u just dont understand the joy of a nice poop...
check my first thread ever titled poop...there u will learn the art of pooping

 

how philosophical

 

that was alot to read guy.

did it say anything about poop?

 

that was nothing...themnax ushily posts books...hehe

 

about what? anything worth reading?

 

i dont know...they are too long and i have never read a whole post by themnax