I need to find

the donkey sanctuary. Does anyone know where it is? I was driving around for ages this afternoon. I need to get myself a donkey to keep on my roof terrace............. :sunglasse

 

Have you tried Ebay?

 

WOW! This is a great thread! You get a sticker!

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how bout google or ebay or somethingk

 

I try not to go out and look for ass so much, just go out and have fun and the ass will usually come to you,

A carrot in the pants never hurts either.

 

We don't have ebay here - I'd have to get it shipped.

What kind of sticker? Don't want anything rude.

See above. Not sure about Google.......... May try that.

I have no idea what you mean. I'm so naive.

 

If you live in the mighty USA, just drive south till you hit Mexico -- that entire, destitute, useless country is a donkey sanctuary. Donkeys are the only creatures too stupid to try and sneak out of that fucking perpetual dust bowl.

 

and you have two children....no wonder!!!!!

 

Hmmm, well, as I said we don't get ebay here, then I doubt I do live the US, but next time I am there (likely to be never) I will check that out. Thanks.

 

Ahh yes, I didn't hide them very well did I?

 

well, I did only look under the big rocks....

 

Yep, I did dye my hair quite blonde today.

 

does it compete with the sun now?

 

No, I doesn't make me look that bright

 

ah.......well that woulda helped attract donkey attention maybe...dont they like bright things?

 

Ask your local dirty Mexican farmer. Maybe he'd let cha borrow one of his.

 

I don't know anything about donkeys. Or Mexicans

 

Mexicans screw donkeys...........therefore making more Mexicans

 

OK well I'm glad I'll be keeping well away from Mexicans and Mexico then. There aren't any here,