I need to get rid of my virginity

The highest bidder will get it for free.

 

Um.... I bid my vagina!

 

I don't think your my type... still its a good deal.

 

That is by far the best offer so far.

 

Well, isn't it the only one?

 

maybe so, but i can keep posting crap so by page 9 you look really desirable. :H

 

And you're how old?

 

For $20 i can even create lots of alter-egos to bid.

 

I also find gasonline to be the least effective pore cleanser.

 

No questions asked or told, just bid.
Also I like to state that you can make an anonymous bid too.

 

im happy to keep my virgin mary in virginia m'kay

peace
chickens

 

I have no idea what you are talking about, but if that is not an offer or bid I would like you to stay out of this thread.

 

Comeon ladies, hes Dutch!

 

Thank you for helping me, I really appreciate it.

 

You still haven't told how old you are. You could be 12 for all anyone knows...maybe that's why you don't have any bids, some people don't like the idea of pedophilia...that or insanely old virgins, which you could be. So ease everyone's minds.

 

I am 27 years young.

 

He's got to be up there in age, since he has a birthday every damn day....

 

How'd you manage to be 27 and not pick up some sex along the way?

 

He's been saving himself for the right woman. He has the soul of a poet. But As it turns out hes aire to his fathers fortune, but he has to find the right woman to share his life with, he realises that all his dear departed father wanted was to see his only son with the woman of his dreams, and not being able to fulfill his fathers dying wish destroys a part of him.

I also hear that while dutchmen are too large for some women, most find it increadibly orgasmic.

 

You should be a car salesman, you're a great bullshitter , no offense!