I Notice There Are

A lot of people who are just assholes, how do you consider yourself?

I nice person or an asshole?

 

I'm nice

 

im generally a nice person

 

I'm definately an asshole.

 

and a compulsive liar, I on the other hand, am a saint.

 

I'm an asshole.

 

Meh. I do what I want without thinking about it....

 

We should get married or something.

 

youre pushing my buttons you little whippersnapper. come here and let me give you a knuckle sandwich

 

I do that too...but somehow seem to turn out nicer

 

You are you, and I am I.... and never shall the two intertwine...

 

^^ you two should just make sweet, sweet love

 

I'm too nice.

 

Human
I can be both at anytime during the day.

 

That was so beautiful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhTPOjA2Bbk

 

Yea, you are an asshole, you dirty cheating skank.

 

That sounds delicious, I'm eating whatever you're offering.

 

Sometimes one, sometimes the other. Honestly

 

I was joking!!

I love you.

You can take away the big cross now.

 

I'm an asshole, but my conscience has a big hold on me. My first instinct is not so much to be selfish but to make it known to people exactly how much time I have for them according to how much I like them. If I don't like someone they know. If I don't like someone but they're in need and I can help them, I will help them, even if part of me thinks they're a waste of space.

A nice asshole you could say?