I nudge peeing kids into tall urinals

flush, and hurry out with ninja-like grace. Keep them on their toes, I always say.

 

i didn't know you worked at an elementary school!

 

LMAO...I want that quote on a shirt.

 

i was thinking the same thing

 

i dont usually talk to humans younger than 18 years old

 

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

 

I find a good wedgie shows them whos boss. .

 

I always like to walk up behind them, grab their shoulders, and shake the shit out of them. Then laugh when they get piss on their pants and shoes.

 

I plan on doing that now

 

hahahahahha, Vin, bro i could see you doin that now!