I pissed on my couch last night

cuz i blacked oxut and fell asleep there. i was naked too.a

 

i'm clapping.. slowly


good job.. i'm not cleaning that up

 

heh i pee the bed once in awhile but only when im sharing the bed its weird, whats weirder is the last guy i did this with told me it was 'cute' pissing on yourself sucks sorry dude

 

maybe that guy was into golden showers

 

I don't see the big deal about whizzing on your couch. I pee on your couch all the time.

 

i'd be mad if someone pissed on my couch. it's an antique!

 

then it's probably had all sorts of unspeakable things happen to/on it

 

haha, after i read this thread, i saw a picture of a friend passed out on a couch pretty much naked....

i've never pissed the couch before....

 

fuck yo couch nig ga

 

antique = 50 years or older, right?

 

yes.. yes true.. i should know...

but no one to my knowledge has pissed on it

 

that was a dave chappelle skit

 

my grandma gave it to me.. she said it's from the 1920's... looks it too

low to the ground.. red velvet

 

well if its too low to the ground, you realize that back in the day people didnt grow as tall or live as long as we do today. so everything was prolly smaalleer

 

Personally, i'd rather have a pissed-on couch than a couch that my grandma could have had sex on...

 

bwahahahaha!! it's been in here attic for YEARS!!!!

 

ive had sex in my attic. if there was a couch in there it would have been used. she could have had sex on it in the attic. lol

 

thats my grandma.. eeewwww... she was cute when she was younger.. but now.. she's just an old lady

she hasn't had a man in about 10 years either.. she's single

 

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